Snoob

To sneeze on one's boobs.

When you really have to sneeze and there is no tissue in reach, you pull out the collar of your shirt, tuck your chin to your chest, and let her rip..then you realized you just sneezed all over your boobs..aka you just snoobed

by Marshell the cell December 7, 2010

snoo snoo

sex

i had some aswome snoo snoo last night

by japinto fenix June 17, 2009

snood

the act of inserting your nose into a womsan's vagina and removing all the juices by snorting them out

Snode is the master snooder.

by glanterncorps August 20, 2008

Snooching

The act of have anal sex with a girl while jack hammering her from above. She takes laxatives and holds in her feces till the guy cum in her ass. The man also urinates in her butt and when she can't hold it in anymore, BAM! The girl pushes it all out and it runs down her belly, books and into her mouth. Then the couple makes out and shares the concoction.

Dude, I got really kinky last night and went snooching with my girl.

by Bob Notch November 12, 2015

snoob

1.A sexual noob.
2.Someone who is a noob at talking to women, or who fails to get somefrom from a woman.

1. Shutup you Snoob!
2. He is such a snoob because he has not ever been with a woman.

by S1ick Nick June 29, 2007

snoobins

this is a person who is a combination of a sloobins and a noob. It is more of a mockery than just being called sloobins, because now, you are also being called a noob (a really queer internet gaming term for "newbie")

Dang, did u see Tanner's messages last night?

What a snoobins!

by ronnyjr January 6, 2008

Snoob-tastic

Just a fun word. Based on Snoob (vagina).

Dude, that's fuckin snoob-tastic!

by Yes I'm That Good August 5, 2008