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Sneaky Tzatziki 

Sneaky Tzatziki is a feat only accomplishable by those with foreskin still intact. It is when you pinch the foreskin and make a knot holding all your cum inside like a balloon ready to explode. Sneaky Tzatsiki is giving her a finger in the ass and when she turns around, burst the jizzbomb straight onto her face.
Man, this girl wouldn't let me nut in her face so I pulled a sneaky tzatziki on her lol!
Sneaky Tzatziki by snufsmatty November 11, 2022
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Sneaky school sex 

Jake snuck into the dorms and stripped, laying on his bed, dick in hand and head back when his roommate Matthew came in. "MATT!" He cried, teying to cover himself up when Matt crawled onto the bed and dove into a deep kiss, tongues crashing as they made out, before Matthew stripped, lifting Jake's legs up and over his shoulders. Jake whimpered, seeing that massive 11 long, 5 inch wide cock, knowing he was in gor some hardcore sex. Matthew entered Jake, who moaned in ecstacy. "Yeah, that's- the spotttt~" Jake groaned as Matthew began to slowly pound him. Jake felt pressure building up deep inside as Matt thrusted his dick inside of him, beginning to arch his back, his moans loudening the faster Matt penetrated him. Finally the pressure broke, and he felt his skin tingle with a wave of pleasure as he got his first ever orgasm, which felt brilliant, feeling hot seamen flow from Matt as he continued to orgasm for a few minutes. He grapsed Matt's mass of brown curls, head back whilst he moaned. "Y-yeah, Matt, ohh~ fuckkkkkk." Jake groaned, urging him on with his sexy moans until suddenly Matt threw his legs open and fucked him as rough and hard as he could. Jake scream-moaned before his cum splashed everywhere. Matt grinned as Jake's lithe body lunged forward with every strengthened thrust. They heard a cough, and looked aside to see the deouty head at the door. Busted.
"SIR!" Jake cried, laying fown from the doggy. Matt stopped, white with fear as Mr.Adam walked in and locked the door before he stripped, getting the other end and shoving his 9-inch cock staright down Jake's throat. Jake took to sucking it hungrily, making Mr.Apple throw his head back and moan. Matt banged Jake harder before they swapped. Jake bit down on Matt's delicious dick as it reached the back of his mouth, screaming as he was pounded the hardest and fastest he'd ever been, sweat glancing off him like water. He moaned and moaned, seamen going everywhere. "PLEASE STOP~ OH MY GOD~ I CAN'T TAKE IT STOP~!" Jake constantly screamed before he passed out, the pleasure overloading his nerves. Matt and Mr.Apple fucked for a while before the Teacher dressed and left, and Matt curled up next to Jake. That was some hot sneaky school sex. Ily bye rattiess <3

Sneaky Hernandez 

When your favorite uncle (or relative with the same surname) invites you over for drinks and you challenge him to epic libations. Before you know it, you are throwing up pink pasta in the back yard from downing red margaritas. Never try to keep up with a Hernandez.
Last night my uncle pulled an epic Sneaky Hernandez. I was humbled to oblivion and my stomach was in shambles!!!

wilsti sneak

when a person thinks something is funny, and they repeat it to themselves after the joke has ended, and try to sneak it back into the conversation and everybody laughs
1-wait what do u say, hot?
2,3,4- hahahaha
1-so what class is next
2(t)-{whispers to himself loud enough for everybody in the room to hear} hot
1,3,4- wow, what a wilsti sneak
wilsti sneak by laxnd8 November 1, 2007

The Sneaky Melly

When you're in a lecture hall at college/university & you secretly have a buttplug in the whole time
"That girl was totally doing The Sneaky Melly in 3rd period the other day"
The Sneaky Melly by Hegemong December 27, 2020

cheese in yo' sneakers 

on edge, angry, mad, when you are trippin'
Eric: Man i frickin hate life, today is not my day
Zakk: Bro, get over it..you got some cheese in yo' sneakers

Double-Cheek Sneak 

When both of a girls buttcheeks are hanging or "sneaking" out of her shorts.
In Florida, all of the common girls on the street have double-cheek sneaks.
Double-Cheek Sneak by salohcin August 30, 2013