Dead snakes

Used to describe a generally undesirable and/or unfortunate scenario or event.

Person 1: Dude, I just found that I have leukemia!
Person 2: Wow that's pretty dead snakes for you

by megawalrus November 7, 2012

Rubber snakes

It’s like a snake right?, but it jiggles. It’s like a hose with sharp teeth kinda snappy. They don’t have genders because their unsocial there for don’t have social constructs.THEY ARE ALL GREEN!

“Today Samantha wore a rubber snake around her neck to school instead of a scarf,our teacher me haberny screamed and ran away, sam throw it at the teacher and screamed as she squirm” rubber snakes are rubber

by Genderless blob June 30, 2022

it's the snakes

A way of explaining an odd happening or a strange, inexplicable occurrence. Taken from the movie Snakes On A Plane, when the lights go off and someone shouts: "It's the snakes! It's the snakes!"

Joe: So did you hear about Jeff? His clothes caught on fire and he had to be treated for first-degree burns!

John: Ouch! How did that happen?

Joe: No one knows. Haha, maybe it's the snakes.

John: Maybe.

by Andrew Fisher January 1, 2007

bed-o-snakes

A toilet so full that the mound of excrement has crested the rim of the bowl, resembling a bed of snakes.

The porta-john at the race hadn’t been emptied all day. A man went in and then emerged ashen faced, clearly shaken by what he’d witnessed. Next in line was a woman with her young son who was squirming with urgency to use the facilities. The man said, "Lady I’m serious, don’t let that boy go in there, it’s a bed-o-snakes!"

by cretin11 November 29, 2011

Open a Basket of Snakes

To forcefully squeeze and kiss your date in the early dates.

- Guy 1: Open a basket of snakes on the first date.
- Guy 2: Jeez!

by Strangers Do Trade January 4, 2020

hanging snakes

When you fuck around or do things half assedly

"John, stop hanging snakes. You haven't done a single thing all day"

by Azaz3l September 27, 2014

We Snakes

Refering to someone ( or group of people ) who does something slightly rude, offensive, or inconsiderate, but so slight that it is only a minor inconvenience.

" Today I didn't do a courtesy flush. We Snakes! "

" Today I didnt hold the door open for an elderly person. We Snakes! "

by emulizer September 29, 2011