GET SMASHED

The medical student's favourite mnemonic since it:

1. Somehow makes them THINK that knowing this makes them smarter than the average mortal

2. Allows them to mention scorpion stings as a cause of pancreatitis

Consultant: So, you there, in the corner! Tell me, what is the most common cause of pancreatitis!

Student that thinks he's rather funny: Scorpion stings!

Other students: *giggles*

Consultant: Why don't you just go and GET SMASHED.

by MorbusX February 24, 2013

p-smashed

the combo of plastered and smashed meaning getting overly fucked up on alcoholic beverages. Started in St. Louis from a misunderstanding on a phone call. Used mostly by the Bro race.

"Dude, lets go over to our bro Chad's house and get soooooo P-Smashed that we can't drive our Civics!"

by Mikesturbator January 2, 2009

half smashed potatoes

potatoes that are only half smashed.

"Is that mashed potatoes?"
"Nah it's only half smashed potatoes "

by Potatoesboilem December 23, 2016

head smashed

The feeling you get after a wild night of drinking. That dizzy in your step after waking up. Also known as a hangover.

"Bro. I downed 6 Jaegers last night. I'm head smashed beyond belief."

by ulson October 13, 2013

hulk-smashed

getting completely intoxicated while playing any Marvel vs Capcom game.

Last night me and the homies got together and got hulk-smashed playing MvC 2 while drinking 40oz's.

by Darkdancer December 2, 2010

rooster smashed

the state of which one is completely high and intoxicated. typically said in southern US.

Earl, I done got the stuff, let's get rooster smashed.

by ptwitchypyrate March 4, 2012

sibling smashed

Similar to friend zoning but with the added insult of being "family" (love you like a brother/sister).

Him: You know, I really care about you.
Her: Oh, and you know I love you like a brother.
Friend: Ouch, sibling smashed. That's gotta hurt.

by Kate Chopin April 23, 2015