slirch

A hungery hearted 🧸 teddy bear that craves to be loved on, seeking out attention and just wants to Love you back.

Look at him Slirch.

Or that girl just keeps slirching all over.

by LovemeorLovemenot December 3, 2024

Snurch

Verb- to steal/pocket, in a way befitting a Dominar.

I may have snurched John's credit card the other day.

by janec586 May 7, 2025

Slunch

A hybrid between lunch and snacks, often consumed when you're too late for lunch but too early to snack like a responsible adult. It's like "Brunch" but a slightly disorganized cousin version — Slunch doesn’t follow rules. Slunch just vibes.

"I didn’t eat lunch, but I demolished a bag of chips, last night's cold pizza, and a protein bar around 3pm. So yeah, I guess that was my slunch."

“Bro, it’s 3.54pm! Too early for freaking chai. Wanna slunch?”

by vaultimor June 23, 2025

Slunch

A large slice, typically of cake or pie. When you want to ask for a bunch of a dessert without seeming like a fatty.

Can I have a slunch of that chocolate cake?

by stingRay98 August 1, 2025

National Snurch Day

National snurch day is may 15th, a day where we celebrate snesus and the snurch!

“Where’s Kyle?”
“Oh, he’s at home celebrating national snurch day.”

by mercurypies May 26, 2022

scrotum surcharge

The additional fees a man must face when purchasing items most noteably clothing articles.

Also can be recognized as the pecker premium price.

"Look at this T-shirt for ladies, hmm same design as the men's shirt, $4 less than the men's shirt."

"Oh! Look at this hoodie $100 for it and the male version is $120"

"Yes welcome to the real world fuckwad you have been outright sacked, hit hard with the scrotum surcharge.

by Glanced @ the Pants Lance October 25, 2023