sloped roof

Metaphor used when a justification can’t be made for negligence or lack of productivity or timeliness, particularly in a work setting.

Origin: The excuse made by the United States Secret Service Director, Kimberly Cheatle, for the negligence during the assassination attempt on former President, Donald Trump at the Pennsylvania rally July 13, 2024.

(Disclaimer: The author of this definition does not condone or tolerate political violence)

Kimberly Cheatle: “And so, there’s a safety factor that would be considered there that we wouldn’t want to put somebody up on a sloped roof. And so, the decision was made to secure the building, from inside.”

Boss: Why is your project late? Sloped roof get in the way?

by bruh421 July 21, 2024

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ski slope nose

were a guy has a long pointed nose and it looks like ski slope

Hey bill you nose looks like a ski slope nose

by SirSkyrim February 7, 2014

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slope and sleigh

Lyric variation for the popular Christmas song, jingle bells.

Often used in streaming single challenges

Oh what fun it is to ride in a one horse slope and sleigh, hey!

by autumnglynn December 21, 2022

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slope

simply the best game made for time killing in school.

I love slope it makes me come out of my french class alive.

by Big Boy Carl October 4, 2021

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Dope Slope

1. The steep, uncontrollable lean of someone nodding out hard on opioids—especially fentanyl—where their body looks like it’s about to slide right off reality.
2. A temporary gravitational phenomenon where someone bends at the waist like they’re inspecting invisible ants on the sidewalk... for hours.

🗣️ “I didn’t know humans came with a demo mode until I saw him stuck in the dope slope.”
“She was halfway through a sentence, then caught that dope slope and time-traveled to opioid-land.”

by anonymous June 5, 2025

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