Sloose

To masturbate or to pleasure yourself with lubricant. Often done with water or more extremely done with such things as butter.

"I'll be sweet to go out after squash!! I just need to go for a sloose"

"Those slamming hotties were so fine I could sloose right here with this tomato sauce!"

by Dusty Clown February 18, 2010

Scoots

combination of the words "shit" and "toots". Usually from eating something that doesn't agree with you.

man, that pizza last night gave me the scoots.

by queenshaniqua August 30, 2005

SLOTS

Straight Laced On Top of Shit

"Man she won't party with us shes SLOTS"

by John Castle May 16, 2007

Slootsoot

the best guy ever!!!!
#1 guy with the best takes ever, objectively correct!

this is a joke

bro have you heard about Slootsoot?
fuck yeah he’s so cool dawg

by Mybffisverycool April 1, 2023

slooskie

a really slutty and loose girl or possibly a male. one who will slob on anyones knob.

Yo, I just hooked up with the dirtiest slooskie at the party. I feel nasty as shiiii bro.

by lilmamag September 15, 2010

slootette

A follower in a group of sloots

A Sloot in training

Someone who follows the Sloot Queen

Look at those slootettes with her, they are like sheep

It looks like that slootette is learning from the Sloot Queen, soon she'll be a full-fledged Sloot

by Slummo November 5, 2011

sloot machine

originated in the early 1920's, the sloot machine was derived from the word "sloot," an adjective used to describe a girl with promiscuous tendencies. Sloot machines love to get paid, laid, and fucked - but don't bother calling back, or they'll eat you up alive! Some of their hobbies include feeding the poor, hitting the stacks, and suckin' mad dick. They oftentimes demonstrate poor judgement and in many instances lack a proper sense of self-worth.

Many people mistake a sloot machine for your everyday sloot. The key difference here is the complete disregard for any sense of human decency or self-control at all exhibited by sloot machines. While sloots occasionally take a break from their slooty ways, sloot machines will never say no to dick, no matter the shape or size.

Hey Jon, did you see that sloot machine down the river? what a train wreck!

by ezraJ May 13, 2014