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wookiee sledge

(Verb): The act of using a wookiee sledge to mushroom slap someone in the head with such force that it results in severe, vegetable-state-inducing brain damage and/or instant death.
"Did you hear what happened to Mike?"

"Yeah, he totally got wookiee sledged. Knocked his head. Clean. Off."
by Steve & Mark March 6, 2007
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sledge

I hung my head out the car and sledged some guy with a stupid hat.
by heeeysa September 29, 2003
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William Sledd

YouTube celebrity popularized by his "Ask a gay man" series on fashion, especially by giving advice on hair, shoes, and apparel. Special pet peaves of his are overalls, muffin tops,crocs and carpenter jeans.

Also known for his own distinct hair style, working at GAP, and for being from Paducah, Kentucky.
Girl #1 walks into the mall in carpenter pants showing her muffin top, wearing crocs, and a shirt with tigger on it.

Girl #2- You obviously didn't watch William Sledd today.
by Youtuber December 15, 2008
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sledge hammer crotch

when you fuck a guy whose dick is so big it hurts like hell the next couple days.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
by redheadedslutx23 January 9, 2011
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Sledged

Super drunk. Not just hammered, but sledge hammered. As I'm sledged.
Dude last night I was so drunk, I was more than hammered. I was sledged hammered. I was sledged!
by Neo2525 January 1, 2012
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Tangerine Sledge Hammer

The act of placing a fruit of some sort (typically a tangerine due to its small size) into the anus of another person, completely blocking the flow of fecal matter. Once the item is removed, the subject should rush to the toilet, as the resulting removal of this item will make the built up feces slam out of the asshole, like a powerful smash from a sledge hammer.
Alexis was in a drunken coma on Brian's couch when Gary gave her a Tangerine Sledge Hammer, 12 hrs later when she awoke ( not due to ruffies) she immediately let her bowels loose into the clothes hamper.
by juciepinktacos August 22, 2011
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olde time sledding

The anual tradition of sliding down snow covered hills on either sleds, beer boxes, lawn chairs, or other objects. The key being to make it back to the top before your beer freezes.
Man I can't wait to go home for christmas. Its the time of year we all go olde time sledding!!
by trumpet player from fernie February 4, 2010
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