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Turd Sled

When you lay toilet paper in the bottom of the toilet so that your poop lands on the toilet paper in order to avoid poop smear stuck on the toilet
Before I went poop, I set up a turd sled. It saves time so I don’t have to clean the toilet bowl
by Darkmuff March 24, 2025
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Scarlet Sled Team

A slang term for two or more people who've both earned "red wings" (performed oral sex during menstruation) with the same partner- essentially Eskimo brothers by way of period-based hookup.
Dude, I just realized me and Jake are on the Scarlet Sled Team after that party...awkward.
by le_egavas September 7, 2025
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Sled Head

The act of giving someone oral sex while participating in the activity of sledding. Common in northern areas with constant snow.
Sam: Hey Tori, how was sledding?
Tori: It was good, why?
Sam: Oh nothing, just heard you and Connor had a good time, thats all.
Tori: What is that supposed to mean?
Sam: Theres a rumor that you gave him sled head.
Tori: Damn straight I did.
by waka mcwakanson March 17, 2011
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Siberian Dog Sled

A sexual act to demonstrate loyalty and power in which a large male (preferably Russian with shared characteristics of that of a bear) man spreads at the top of the bed while 8 elegant females (preferably with collars on) pose in doggy positions set up in a formation of that similar to a dog sled. The Male will then proceed to whip them with a material of his choice until he has had enough.
John: “did you see that man Siberian dog sledding yesterday?”
by Smegma Shooter April 2, 2022
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Sled Read

/sledrēd/
Past tense of Slide Reading

When someone slides their screen on Snapchat just enough to read a person's message. This allows the message to stay on "delivered" instead of "opened". This is usually done when ignoring a person but you low key care what they had to say.
Friend: Are you texting your man again?
You: Yea but he keeps leaving me on delivered.
Friend: Damn he probably sled read your ass.
by @slvy394 May 21, 2018
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Sled Doggin'

Sled Doggin' : While plowing a double headed siamese twin from the back, you grab each by the ponytail and take them for a ride. While yelling out "mush mush"!
I WAS SLED DOGGIN' LAST NIGHT WITH MY DOUBLE HEADED SIAMESE GIRLFRIEND AT HER PLACE.
by Guntilator 2000 April 21, 2022
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Sled Head

A person who eats, sleeps, researches, dreams and talks constantly about Snowmobiling. People that think about Snowmobiling in the Summertime, chat on sled forums wearing their bathing suit and like fixing and tweaking their own Snowmobiles. This also includes somebody who spends all their time drooling in front of the dealership showcase.
My wife is starting to get pissed about my constant sled-talk. Yeah sure last season was jacked due to mother nature but us Sled Head's don't give up that easily.
by Juan Smokiblunt February 16, 2022
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