by Unknown Jedi master January 21, 2020
Get the Simping mug.When you text back to only answer questions (as Siri does), but never ask anything yourself. This technique is more frustrating than ghosting, since it forces the other person to carry on an interview-like conversation.
Simp: I had the longest conversation with this girl yesterday. But she was only answering my questions, didn't really ask anything about me
Chad: Man, she was siring you. Stop wasting time on her
Chad: Man, she was siring you. Stop wasting time on her
by MrMertons April 24, 2020
Get the Siring mug.Simping is a degenerate ideologue presented by the foolish consistency in which the confidence impoverished will dedicate clearly excessive quantities of time and currency into an
unfortunate effort which will amount to little if any return on investment. Simping is about intent. Simping is about the failure to construct any notion of logic in a present day society
especially within the confines of digital platforms such as discord and various social medias. Simping has depressed the culture and to suggest that my miniscule activity within that god
forsaken channel is an example of such is nothing short of a foul misunderstanding of truth and deceit. You have exercised critical subterfuge or misinformed and nonsensical complaints
which don't translate in any fashion to a reality that would be generally accepted by the masses. Ergo, listen twice as much as you speak.
unfortunate effort which will amount to little if any return on investment. Simping is about intent. Simping is about the failure to construct any notion of logic in a present day society
especially within the confines of digital platforms such as discord and various social medias. Simping has depressed the culture and to suggest that my miniscule activity within that god
forsaken channel is an example of such is nothing short of a foul misunderstanding of truth and deceit. You have exercised critical subterfuge or misinformed and nonsensical complaints
which don't translate in any fashion to a reality that would be generally accepted by the masses. Ergo, listen twice as much as you speak.
Person 1:"Bro I just spent rent on Pokimane. I don't know where I'm going to live next month but she smiled after she saw my don't"
Person 2: :Bro ur mad Simping"
Person 2: :Bro ur mad Simping"
by Slayar June 10, 2020
Get the Simping mug.The acute sickness of simping longterm. A tragic disease that leads to loosing large portions of a man's income, assets, possessions, dignity and self worth to a woman of his desire. This illness often leads to feelings of helplessness, low self-esteem, frustration and anger. Once an extreme infection of this illness has taken over the man's body, mind and spirit, and all resources have been lost, suicides have been known occur, particularly after divorce.
Currently in 2020, 51 North American men commit suicide daily after living with this illness longterm and experiencing a divorce.
Lesbian women who play the masculine role in their relationship are known to be infected with this illness. This is believed to be the major contributing factor behind the reality that domestic violence rates between lesbian couples are the highest of all human couple types.
Currently in 2020, 51 North American men commit suicide daily after living with this illness longterm and experiencing a divorce.
Lesbian women who play the masculine role in their relationship are known to be infected with this illness. This is believed to be the major contributing factor behind the reality that domestic violence rates between lesbian couples are the highest of all human couple types.
Your simpinitus is on another level. I can't even be seen hanging around you, these chicks might get the wrong idea about me.
by Great Game J August 3, 2020
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Get the simpinforthejaegerbros mug.Friend 1: yo who was that guy u brought to that party last night?
Me: Oh that wasn't a guy that was my girl best friend Simran Gaheer
Friend 1: She looks like her name's Uniqua from Backyardigans
Me: UNIQUA GAHEER
Me: Oh that wasn't a guy that was my girl best friend Simran Gaheer
Friend 1: She looks like her name's Uniqua from Backyardigans
Me: UNIQUA GAHEER
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