An Albanian man who is the kindest, beautiful, most charming boyfriend anyone would be lucky to have.
Happy Birthday Saimir!!!
by CurlyPoet February 27, 2021
Get the Saimir mug.the name of people who are total spazzes and usually always use foul language in every conversation. Even if they arn;t blonde they are considered a blonde. They lead all the guys on coz she's hot. Their laughing style changes regularly. DO NOT give people who are named this water before having a funny conversation because they will most definitely spit it out all over you. If this person were to slap you don't worry because they will get scared and run away afterwards and apologize. But everyone loves her and if they don't its coz they're jelly
hide yo kids hice yo wife coz theres a samira coming around here!
who the hell was driving that car? must have been a samira..
"hey sam" "fuck you, you suck and you needa take a shit with yo fucking homo cunts" "well i guess we know your name.."
Samira says the dumbest things i swear she's half blonde! .. well since its tip dyed she's officially is :)
who the hell was driving that car? must have been a samira..
"hey sam" "fuck you, you suck and you needa take a shit with yo fucking homo cunts" "well i guess we know your name.."
Samira says the dumbest things i swear she's half blonde! .. well since its tip dyed she's officially is :)
by iloveyousamira August 22, 2012
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- KKK capitol of the US
- Where all the girls are down.
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- Their Football team never wins
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- Also known as slimy valley
- KKK capitol of the US
- Where all the girls are down.
- Filled with Bros and Brohoes
- Their Football team never wins
- School with the most STDs
- Also known as slimy valley
Guy1: Hey, i this girl thinks your hot. You down?
Guy2: Yea for sure. Where she from?
Guy1: ...Simi Valley
Guy2: Awh FUCK THAT.
Guy2: Yea for sure. Where she from?
Guy1: ...Simi Valley
Guy2: Awh FUCK THAT.
by cleantofrontsquat December 29, 2009
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"Guys, I'm gonna go do a Simian Cranial Cannon, be back in 5."
"Ok Peter, make sure its dead this time, unlike last time, OK?"
"Ok Peter, make sure its dead this time, unlike last time, OK?"
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