SIMONAS

A verb for receiving an abortion

Mom: Did you Simonas

Not mom now:Yes

by CasLover June 1, 2019

numerically similar

when numbers can not be proven the same AND can not be proven different.

*Joe is 51, Nick is 12 and Ryan is 83. - Joe, Nick and Ryan are numerically similar in age.
*Ann jogged 4 miles, Maureen biked 12 miles and Elsa swam 33.3 laps. - Lisa, Maureen and Elsa all have numerically similar distances traveled.

*Christine ate 6 pounds of dark chocolate - Joe, Nick, Ryan, Ann, Maureen, Elsa and Christine are all numerically similar in height.

by statistican funny business September 11, 2016

seminary

the absolute WORST place imaginable. basically, dads drag their families halfway across the country to this place, so that they can "honor their father and mother" and "support their fathers." this place causes all normal teenagers of the fathers to become hostile and angry..... cjildren may become suicidal and crazed to the point where they say "eff this shiz!" in conclusion, who CARES what it is.... just DONT EVER agree to go there if your dad gets the "great" idea to pick up your lives.

"hey whats the matter with you??" "oh, nothing new. my dad decided to move us to the seminary and i am fearing for my life. i dont want to die, but i know the feeling is inevitable. what a terribleselfish father i have!!"

by tiredofthis!!! November 19, 2009

seminate

To spread ones semin on, in, or around any body part of an opposite or same sex.

A Facial.

Any form of spreading semin.

Hey James I just seminated all over Gene's chest.

I usually seminate on my couch.

by Wrathgar Lord of Panties May 23, 2006

Siming

the action of talking between a girl and a boy

girl 1 "Are you guys dating?"

girl 2 "Not yet, we're Siming."

by feetfetish69jakepaul November 27, 2017

similarily

similar to similar

aeroplaines fly, similarily, so do helicopters

by Terry Latic June 27, 2008

similar to a ant

1. The act of moving, similar to a ant.

2.The mode of conveyance in which one, attemting to aquire an amount of steelo comprable to that of Rapper-Laureate Paul Wall, might choose to employ when moving from one area to another.

"I craw low, similar to a ant" -Paul Wall

"yo, what the fuck are you doin', ass bag?" I'm Paul Wall, baby!" "Are you tellin' me that you're 'crawlin' low, similar to a ant'?" "yes" "...douche bag..."

by Greg Kinnear May 15, 2006