SFMILF

(Sfff-millf)
Deriving from MILF, this term basically means a ...

Sister's
Friend's
Mum
I'd
Like (to)
F**k

This term was invented at Bosworth Waterpark, Leicestershire, when two boys noticed one of their sister's friend's mum was rather hot.

Joe #1: Hey, Joe look at my sister's friend, hott aint she?

Joe #2: Not bad, but check out her mum! shes hotter!

Joe #1: definetley!

joe #2: A bit of a sfmilf if you ask me...

by Jo.Zif July 6, 2007

Simi Valley Showdown

Recognizing Simi Valley as the porn capital we came up with this. This requires 2 men staring each other straight in the eye while masturbating simultaneously. The "winner" would be the person to complete the task first. Looking down is strictly forbidden!

What do you say we settle this dispute with a good ole fashioned Simi Valley Showdown?

He got the role fair and square after he won the Simi Valley Showdown.

by GetCrunk88 January 31, 2010

similo

Beautiful girl, that it looks young for always;African name.

Very funny girl when she’s drunk, strong girl, brave girl that’s helps her family, she look young but she’s intelligent so be careful because she knows she’s mature, she need to be more open for opportunities, and to listen more to people from other culture, she likes kids also.

“Similo is very sweet”
Similo I’m going to tell you something that you don’t know”
“I’m serious similo”

by Similo July 1, 2019

semillon

Half a hard on (erection). Semi-on. Half mongrel. Pronounced like the white wine grape

I can't go out with this semillon, I'll have to wait a bit.

by badpuppy September 26, 2005

simclal

"Sitting In My Chair Laughing A Lot." A chat acronym comparable to LOL or ROFL.

gamer54: holy crap, I just got pwnd
tehguy932: simclal

by beuks October 5, 2008

simi valley

hell hole usa, curfew and cops with nothin better to do

that place teh sucks cause its simi valley

by datsunface October 6, 2004

Similarite

Two or more beings from same or different world(s) that look almost the same, but were born from different parents

My similarite has to be ********* from Jupiter

by Godrik I June 28, 2011