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silencer (Silence Her) 

a silencer is when a girl is giving u head on the toilet and shes really bad so u drop a piece of shit so the watter splashes in her face and if she starts bitching at u get up pick up the shit and wipe it on her face.
this one time at cuba about 2 weeks ago in the winter break i was accaully gettin head on the toilet cause my roommate didnt want to leave and i was drunk and i droppen a piece of shit in the water and she started to bitch so i picked it up and wiped it on her face. I silencer (Silence Her) that hoe. True Story I have a picture.
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day of silence 

The most ignorant act ever conceived by mankind. Refers to a day set aside to protest the harassment of gay people. Most gay people are victims of reverse ignorance. They fail to realize that other minorites are harassed equally as much if not more than they are, yet still think they are above everyone else. It is endorsed in public schools, teaching children that gays are higher than other minorites, and should be treated with more respect. The Day of Silence is most often supported by non-gay, ignorant people. They think they are doing a good thing, but again fail to realize their own elitist ignorance.
(Teacher)"Okay, class, today we are celebrating the Day of Silence, to show that gays shouldn't be opressed."

(Mexican)"Oh boy, do we have a Day of Silence?"

(Teacher)"No."

(Mexican)"Why not? We're oppressed too."

(Teacher)"Yes, but gay people are above everyone else. See, you might be oppressed, but nobody cares because gay people are much more important than you."

(Mexican)"Oh, I see. Thanks, teach!"

awkward silence turtle 

A turtle that you make with your hands by putting one on top of the other (palms down) and your thumbs are its arms. You use it when there is an awkward silence.
"You're a retard."
"Huh?"
*awkward silence turtle*

Suicide Silence

"Suicide Silence" Term used when someone wins by default. Also used when someone gets lucky. Also used when someone sells out. Also used when someone with no talent gets ahead by being as cliche as possible.
Dude, they got lucky the good bands car broke down, otherwise they wouldnt have had a crowd. They pulled a Suicide Silence on that one.
Suicide Silence by Triple Ccc June 19, 2010

Awkward silence 

When a gay baby is born the world has an awkward silence.
My brother was born while there was an awkward silence. hence he is now gay.
Awkward silence by Rene Sydney T. August 10, 2006

radio silence

Keep something secret; don't let the word spread.
About that book you're going to publish: radio silence on the sale date. We don't want a stampede at the bookstore!
radio silence by pentozali December 28, 2005

sometimes silence

thinking and chewing on what in the world i could type that would be of minimal interest to you so that it may benefit you in whatever way. dear noé, sometimes its not words thatll do. its not the power of what words can ignite nor the beauty of our fantasies they nurture, as unique a word's skill it may be, sometimes you just wanna lay next to the one you adore, be silent, be near, there. find the poem in the breathing and the touching you know? in being together. I fear you may forget that kind of beauty.
sometimes silence
kiss
hands
skin
eyes
beauty
sometimes silence by Krkič September 22, 2019