Shoonscrolling

Shitting gooning and doom scrolling at the same time simultaneously

Guy 1: hey why is it so loud in the bathroom
Guy 2: oh guy 3 is just shoonscrolling
Guy 1: what

*Meanwhile*

Guy 3: eaungh *shoons aggressively*

by Shoonscroller67 October 22, 2025

Shwoonner

A shower gooner

Goran is a shwoonner, he does it every day.

by Edu___283738 November 18, 2025

Shoon

Taking a shit and gooning at the same time

Yo bro ima go shoon

by diddyblud6741 November 29, 2025

Kb shtonie

To “kick back” and smoke marajuana in a social setting.

“Ch mh u kb shtonie?”

by anonymous July 5, 2024

Poopy on my shtoopy

Have sex with me

Johnny: Please poopy on my shtoopy!
Venessa: No way! I’m saving myself for marriage

by Xylophone 66 May 26, 2020

shmork the shmoon

When you yield to a bus

I was driving down the road and I forgot to shmork the shmoon

by Fart Handler 997 December 2, 2023

Shmork The Shmoon

When you yield to a bus

I don't shmork the shmoon

by anonymous December 6, 2023