selling shovels

to strip or otherwise perform a sexual dance for monetary compensation

In reference to the viral internet story of a first grader's homework that appeared to show the child's mother pole-dancing for tips. The accompanying letter explains to the teacher that the drawing was in fact a deptiction of multiple customers fighting over the last snow shovel at her job at a home improvement store.

I saw Tracy selling shovels last night; I think she does it to pay for college.

by reezydos February 10, 2009

mud shoveler

Somebody who loves giving/receiving anal sex.

Yeah that rick, he sure is a real mud shoveler, last night he put it in my ass 5 TIMES.

by Iswallowedsomevomit January 16, 2009

Shovel Mouth

Where a person has a tendancy to 'dig a hole' every time they speak, and continue to do so on a particular subject.

"Everything he said made him sound more and more convincingly gay. He had a serious case of shovel mouth!"

by Muggus November 26, 2003

shovelling fog

bullshiting according Robert Perry of CVI

The guy from CVI was shovelling fog so high that we could not see our Argus runs

by John Coleman Trebil April 11, 2008

chip shovels

The hands of an extremely obese woman. i.e. for use of shoveling chips into ones mouth.

"Rosie belted Len to the floor with her chip shovels."

by Suzanne and Tom Hodgkinson January 7, 2006

Shovel Trunk

Where u dig your nose inside someones butt and dig crap out (mostly for gays).

Last night i totally Shovel Trunked my girl friend. gay

by Stanky Clevland November 8, 2009

Brain Shovel

The theoretical sexual maneuver of sticking one's penis up another person's nasal cavity, as if attempting to shovel out their brain.

Look at the size of that chick's nose, she's a prime candidate for the brain shovel.

by Frank C. Balls June 11, 2010