selling shovels

to strip or otherwise perform a sexual dance for monetary compensation

In reference to the viral internet story of a first grader's homework that appeared to show the child's mother pole-dancing for tips. The accompanying letter explains to the teacher that the drawing was in fact a deptiction of multiple customers fighting over the last snow shovel at her job at a home improvement store.

I saw Tracy selling shovels last night; I think she does it to pay for college.

by reezydos February 10, 2009

Shoveling Dicks

When a young ginger girl named slowly and unseductively beckons you forward with her high pitched voice while swinging a shovel towards your dick!! While hissing the names of pointless events that no one cares about!

Watch out here comes Amanda she is shoveling dicks

by Amanda.bad August 18, 2014

pussy shovel

a broom, also used to violate your college roommates genitals.

I am going to pussy shovel Marge.

by mbd_ps April 10, 2010

Shovel Trunk

Where u dig your nose inside someones butt and dig crap out (mostly for gays).

Last night i totally Shovel Trunked my girl friend. gay

by Stanky Clevland November 8, 2009

Brain Shovel

The theoretical sexual maneuver of sticking one's penis up another person's nasal cavity, as if attempting to shovel out their brain.

Look at the size of that chick's nose, she's a prime candidate for the brain shovel.

by Frank C. Balls June 11, 2010

chip shovels

The hands of an extremely obese woman. i.e. for use of shoveling chips into ones mouth.

"Rosie belted Len to the floor with her chip shovels."

by Suzanne and Tom Hodgkinson January 7, 2006

shovelling fog

bullshiting according Robert Perry of CVI

The guy from CVI was shovelling fog so high that we could not see our Argus runs

by John Coleman Trebil April 11, 2008