shlop

busting a load, beating off, whackin it...you get the idea

jon y. "i just shloped on my moms favorite magazine...ohs no"

by jesus d christ July 13, 2003

shmoe

Epitome of Stupidity.

David: Hey, you wanna go see the new Nam movie?
Jimmy: I was in Nam!
David: Your Mumma is Nam, you Shmoe

by Luke Allen May 7, 2005

Shmoe

A girl that lets guys think that they can get in their pant but are actually too big of pussys to do it.

Guy:Suck my dick
Shmoe:Ok
Guy:*pulls down pants*
Shmoe:I WAS JUST KIDDING!

by TessKenzi February 1, 2009

Shmip

Shmip is another word for shit.
made up for the pure fact of confusing people who dont know what it means and to use around children.

India: Yo Jessie,
how's you're little shmip of a brother?
Jessie:Being a little shmip, like usual.

by inunii December 10, 2007

Shmep

1. A really annoying person who gets on everyone's nerves
2. Someone who thinks they are so popular, but everyone is just pretending to like them
3. The captain of the chess club

Tommy: Isn't Richard such a shmep OMG!?
Rita: Naw, that's rude he is my friend

by california9492 November 18, 2016

shlop

Pronunciation: /shhh-L0p/
function: verb
date: 14th century
1:the evacuation of more or lest fluid feces
2: taking a wet, nasty dump

Hey, d00d, i shloped all over that wall man.

i need to go home, i shloped in my skirt.

you know sometimes my toilet just cant handle my shloping.

pardon my sudden absence ive been having some explosive diarrhea. Tomson, your bathroom is now covered in my shlop.

by shlopotron24 August 2, 2010

Shlopidites

Advanced human like creatures and or aliens that comes from a distant planet bent on world domination, being shitty neighbors, lighting cigarettes backwards, going down the streets in wagons and or people movers, and or being goverment officals and or weird people. May need special glasses to see them.

"Them shlopidites are the end of the world I tells ya".

by RottingStiifs March 15, 2008