shmoo

1. A dork and/or pathetic person.

2. Any white kid not brought up in the ghetto who listens to rap, anyone who listens to any form of emo, anyone who not brought up in a rural area who hopped on the country wagon cuz it's popular now.

1. That guy playing miniature golf by himself is a total shmoo.

2. "Hey guys wanna listen to some Atreyu"

"No, shmoo."

by Andrew R Morozin April 3, 2008

Shmoo

Die- Hard Lakers fan who thinks Kobe Braynt is G-D

He's been to every lakers game this season, he's such a shmoo.

by LaLala40034 May 15, 2009

shmoo

A fat, shapeless man, especially one with no chin, derived from the white blob cartoon character

by alphachimp October 16, 2003

shmong

To cause a song to be stuck in someone's head, especially one thought to be simultaneously infectious and distasteful.

Andrea shmonged me by changing her status message to "she's an easy lover".

by Clay Shentrup February 12, 2009

shmoo

An exclamation of dissapointment or sadness.

R -Hey Shaina...wanna go bone?
S -With you? Shmoo...

by Shaina G May 30, 2005

shmoo

A man who, while being hot but not the hottest person, has excessive amounts of sex with women. Often an alcoholic shmoos love the ladies and will bone anything when drunk enough, yes including wildabeast or mountain goats.

Who that guy hitting on all the ladies?
Must be a shmoo.

by PANTHERS May 13, 2005

shmoo

a squash shaped critter that tastes like chicken.

Li'l Abner discovered Shmoos when he ventured into the forbidden Valley of the Shmoon, against the frantic protestations of Ol' Man Mose.

by tomoko July 31, 2003