shitard shuffle

A song including a specific announced dance usually overplayed at all school functions.

Ex. Man, The Wobble is such a SHITARD shuffle!
Dude, I know! So is the Mocarana!

by Youknowmeaswinturdhoneybutts June 3, 2015

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Shitcane

Animal excrement (especially from dogs and/or horses) on a footpath or cycle path, requiring you to weave around it. A play on chicane (as in the racetrack feature, not the other chicane).

Went for a ride up the cycle path but it was full of bloody shitcanes.

by Gordanovich May 31, 2016

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shitfare

pretty much the synonym to shitshow

Infinite Warfare? More like Infinite Shitfare HAHAHAHAHA! Ok I'm going to end myself now...

by r8 f*cking king,surprised yet? February 26, 2017

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shitrari

When you can afford a car that is complete shit, but it's okay because it's a Ferrari.

His date was less than impressed when he pulled up in his shitrari, but she decided to go out with him anyway.

by TheCopperKid76 February 28, 2017

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The bastard cousin of sarcasm. Probably the incestuous brother in law of irony.
It's like sarcasm but for sharp shitty comments that prey-on or highlight-a subject's precarious situation or characteristic.

Shitcasm is "a sharp, bitter, or cutting mockery or remark; a bitter gibe or taunt". Shitcasm may not employ ambivalence, it goes straight to the point where it hurts. The only ironic thing here might be the subject's situation, though not necessarily. Even Wikipedia says so.

Ex.: "Are you okay mate? How's that gaping wound and the sword protruding from your back coming along? Don't worry, you look like a million fucking bucks."

"I didn't know you had taken shitcasm 101 with professor Sheiße PhD"

by wndacova March 30, 2018

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