Shitnario

An example of a shitism.

Derived from the words shitty scenario.

Basically any bad situation one finds oneself in.

Oh geez I got myself into a real shitnario this time! Jessica caught me and Sarah in bed. Sarah didn't know I was married and now they both left me!

by 123pshyc! July 7, 2018

shitorious

adjective: shitorious (a blend or a portmanteau word such as George W. Bush's "strategery" word he reportedly said he "owns" while SNL's producer, Lorne Michaels, said it was used by Will Ferrell in a satirical skit ).
1. the ultimate glorification of the word "shit"

Trump's behavior in office could be described by someone as dangerously juvenile, deviant and shitorious.

by sdurfee February 2, 2018

Shitnado

A major whirlwind of shit.

I walked into an F5 Shitnado at work.

by virtualmichael July 10, 2010

shitarific

Shitarific is slang for something that is so shitty, it is almost good. Almost.

"Did you see that movie Gigli?"
"No, why?"
"That crap was shitarific!"

by ColdVantage February 21, 2005

shitnail

N. This describes when one does not wipe (in going to the bathroom) properly, and thus infestations of what was to be wiped are now pushed under the poor sap’s fingernail(s). (This term was begun by Artie Lange of the Howard Stern Show.)

“Yo Bill what’s that under your fingernail? You stupid ass, can’t you wipe yourself? Now you’ve got shitnail.”

by Sigge December 22, 2008

shitnami

The massive wave of toilet water that is displaced when a giant turd is blasted out of your ass.

The explosive dump I just took caused a massive shitnami. Now there is debris all over the floor.

by Syndrome of a Downs December 9, 2008

Shitnado

Its when you make a difference in air pressure by shitting yourself so you make a cyclone with your shit.

Me and the bois made a shitnado lastnight.

by Just-A_Nobody December 8, 2019