shimeon

Shimeon is the omniscient and omnipresent ruler of our world.

He works to solve global warming and issues around capitalism by dictating how all people behave and interact.

When he is bored, he spends time swimming in Shimmy beach, and spending time with the most powerful being in the universe.

Only the great dictator Shimeon can guide us through these global catastrophes.

by themashiara November 23, 2021

shimeon

Shimeon is the omniscient and omnipresent ruler of our world.

He works to solve global warming and issues around capitalism by dictating how all people behave and interact.

When he is bored, he spends time swimming in Shimmy beach, and spending time with the most powerful being in the universe.

Only the great dictator Shimeon can guide us through these global catrastophies

by themashiara November 23, 2021

Simmon

Simmon is a guy who hates cutting people off on the freeway. He’s a phenomenal cook, a great listener and loves world history (with an emphasis on royal dynasties). Some say he’s classy while others think he’s mysterious. Either way, he always smells and looks SEXY. Simmon is probably wearing a grey suit and a black dress shirt, tucked in, no tie, with the top two buttons undone. Simmon is also single, but not for long.

“Did you invite Simmon!?”

“Well duh! I mean, what else are we going to look at?”

by Say it ain’t so. November 23, 2021

simmons zhu

A kingly name that’s meant to achieve extraordinary success that most people dream of.
First name is Originated from UK while the last name is originated from China.
Zhu was the same last name of the Emperor of Ming Dynasty which ruled China from 1368 to 1644 A.D.

Here you are. Number 1 on the chart just like the legendary Simmons Zhu.

by Ching Chong 123 November 23, 2021

shimong

shimong.

wow! shimong is my lord my god almighty

by meg thee stallion November 24, 2021

Simmons Classic

When you poop on someone’s chest and rub it around like you’re cleaning a table

Her chest was dirty so I gave her a simmons classic

by Anelly221 January 10, 2022

shimoni

Meaning- opposite of her girlfriend

Loves her girlfriend more than her boyfriend

Acts innocent in front of her friends and lasts more than 8 hours

Extremely introvert🤌🏻

Has worst record in keeping boyfriends
Has a boyfriend who is like a Toxic husband

Has more fun being lesbian than being straight

Has two friends who she calls bro but aren’t really bro😂🔪
Kisses everyone with shields on/mask
Has best relationship advice and herself has a husband kum boyfriend 🩸🤌🏻

Shimoni is Very naughty and introvert person and has best girlfriend in the entire world

by Ifukuk🤌🏻 December 25, 2021