sheading

(verb) reading while taking a dump

A: "omg, what's taking you so long in there?"

B: "i'm sheading"

by Optimus' December 6, 2009

Shard Barbie

A male or female who who will trade a piece of strange for a little piece of dope. AKA booty bump. Hot rail, line, shot give em five mins they be giving head

I made her my shard Barbie for the night last night but tonight she s yours😊

by Luckyu07 November 9, 2017

shardinal

A paranoid tweeker, who's main objective is to get as high on methamphetamine as possible, even if it means picking up shards you or your friend have dropped when last using crystal meth.

Oh look, a shardinal!

by #theshardinal March 6, 2018

charlie shead

Will deffo bum yer mum.

Massive nerd of history. Will rape you while saying the dates of medieval kings. Good at breaking girls hearts.

"Look at Charlie Shead! He's banging your mum again!"

by Sausage7 December 11, 2017

shard

A little bit Shit and a little bit fart.

Oh man I though I had to fart but I think sharded instead. I need to go wipe after that one.

by BCE_MN November 22, 2006

Shardy

shady shitty uncool and not something desired

"That fucker gave me a shardy bike"

"You're ripping me off!!! I won't take a shardy deal"

by Angelik September 28, 2008

cow shears

Thing that Homebase don't sell

I'll stop being a vegetarian when Homebase sell cow shears

by Pedant tic May 3, 2005