Saskatchewan

The only place in Canada that is so conservative that will put your picture on the front page of the local newspaper if you get caught doing bong hits.

In Canada, 50% of residents have smoked marijuana. In Saskatchewan, 80% of residents are currently drunk and are ready to physically restrain anyone under the influence of marijuana until the police arrive.

Hey, you got any bud?

-Sure! Here's a Budweiser beer!

I mean pot.

-I don't understand.

Do you have any marijuana?

-You smoke dope?

Dope is heroin.

-Marijuana is illegal and wrong. I'm going to finish getting drunk on this alcohol the local bar illegally supplied to us, since we're underage, then I'm going to drive down to the local police department and report you for smoking dope. We don't put up with liberal mindedness in Saskatchewan!

by kieran ki March 19, 2009

Shakalohawaii

Two components of Hawaii.

Shaka and Aloha.

Basically meaning to hang loose (chill) and spread the aloha. (joy, happiness, etc.)

-Tourist enters-

Greeters: SHAKALOHAWAII. =

by [enharmonicatmosphere] August 29, 2009

Shakaka

An answer for everything

Person 1 I bet I can answer every question

Person 2 what's the meaning of life

Person 1 shakaka

by Leonardo davinci September 25, 2014

Wilkie, Saskatchewan

a shitty town filled with inbreds. Sittlers and Ceys know where it's at. Hard to find a bf/gf here because you're probably related to them. There are also lots of old cranky ladies who yell at you for just breathing.

Fun fact: you can only be cool here if you play hockey, volleyball, or dance

person 1- "your dating your cousin!?!?!"
person 2- "yeah so what I need a bf"
person 3-"sWeEt hOmE aLabaMa"
person 4- "welcome to gold ol Wilkie, Saskatchewan

by woahwoahwoah63457 October 17, 2019

Fer shaka

a substitute word for "fer sure" used by some people from the islands. Usually accompanied by a hand gesture \mn/.

bro 1: dude we should totally go work out later!
bro 2 : bro, fer Shaka ill meet you there!

by kyimmer April 14, 2013

shakalohana

shakalohana is a Hawaiian/Polynesian word first used in 1920s as a greeting similar to aloha. It is a combination of shaka, aloha, and ohana. It was adopted on the West Coast in the 1960s as the surfer movement came into being.

shakalohana! (hello!)
shakalohana!, Kaikua'ana (hello, my brother).

by Marky Choi October 16, 2010

boom shaka

to be shown something. can be use instead of in your faceand moded.

i told you the lakers suck, boom shaka.

by Erwinicus March 25, 2007