shafeelya johnson

a fake name like haywood jablome, mike hunt, and ben dover.
((hey would yah blow me?, my cunt, and bend over))
shafeelya johnson - she'll feel yah johnson
johnson as in penis. : lmao
i think my friend made that name up, i dont knoww. lol

*(guy calls me)*

him- hey!
me- heey!!
him- this girl added your boyfriend on myspace last night and was like talking to him.
me- really?
him- yeahh!, her name is shafeelya johnson!
me- ...(i didnt say anything but i knew something was up cause of how he said shafeeelya)
him- yeah have you met her yet?
me- uhm noo.
him- do you get it, she'll feel your johnson..
me- yeah i got that like two minutes ago!?
him- sure you did.
me- your just jealous cause i got it the first time. ha
him- nuh uh well here your boyfriend wants to talk to you..

(i start talking to my boyfriend, im a girl bythewayy)

by im not giving my name, October 18, 2008

shafeek

Is a type of person who always chill and talk a lot

This dog is like a shafeek who barks a lot

by Zyhog April 4, 2021

Shaf

Is a synonym to describe someone with a very large penis size

'oh my GOD you have such a big Shaf down there, come here daddy'

by _it's_shaf_ March 3, 2017

Shaffer

A man that solicits prostitutes on craigslist and/or other internet sites.

"Hey Ken, this one is 19, and only requests a $30.00 donation."
"Dan, quit being such a Shaffer, your wife is going to find out."

by Willie Wantabe April 29, 2008

Shafae

A contagious disease in which a person grows extra breasts in odd areas. Like a forehead, on the stomach, and even on the cheeks

Don't go near Bob, he's got Shafae.

You might also get Shafae, if you stand too close too Bob.

by ONE77 January 4, 2013

shafa

Someone who is Pakistani but not Indian and not very good looking at all

That chick is such a shafa. Seriously. Woah

by OmarH October 23, 2008

Shaf

Another word to describe a person with a large penis

'oh my God you have a Shaf jesus christ'

by _it's_shaf_ March 3, 2017