shag bands 

shag bands are jelly bracelets of which lots of people wear, mostly emo or scene. there are hundreds of different meanings for them but the ones i know are:

black: all the way
blue: oral
green: outdoor sex
clear: whatever the snapper wants
orange: kiss (peck)
yellow: hug
red: lapdance
purple: full-on snog
white: flash
pink: lovebite / hickey
glow in the dark: using sex toys
gold: all of the above

he snapped one of my black shag bands, damit! now i have to f**k him!

i have to give him oral, because he snapped my blue shag band.

hahaha, she snapped my green shag band so now we've arranged to do it outdoors :D

shag bands by meganzooooxx September 30, 2009

Shag band 

Lame attampets by freaks to get shagged if a band is snapped.

(Fat guy) You just snapped my shag band, let's get going!

(hot chick) Ew, get away.

Shag band by Sam Bellis November 3, 2008

shag hag

A girl you fuck cuz you can't get anyone else. Usually ugly.

guy:ew man, don't fuck her!
other guy:she's just my shag hag.

shag hag by yooooooooo June 23, 2007

shag rake

a little rake that is used to take all the shit that has accumulated in shag carpeting out. also useful as a backscratcher. christina loves them so.

anyone seen the shag rake? i think we lost little timmy...

shag rake by moogfelch May 25, 2004

shag bands 

braclet thingies. they can be any colour ever, and also metallic, sparkly, neon, etc.

emos use them to hide the slits that they have made in their wrists. which i think is wierd...

the 'tradition' thing goin' on is that if someone snaps one of your shag bands, well, then you have to fuck them.

ps. shag bands are v. hard to snap...

(sign on bucket of shag bands in quiggins/afflecks palace/morgana)

SHAG BANDS: 15 FOR A QUID

(which isnt bad... XD LMFAO)

shag bands by Hann February 15, 2006

shag hair 

hair usually on, once again, male skaters and is shorter than your shoulders but longer than your ears. extremely popular right now and considered very hot on guys. sometimes straightened with a hair straightener or in other occasions shag hair is never brushed.

A: i wanna skater boyfriend.
B: why?
A: becuase most of them have shag hair.
B: whats shag hair?
A: hot sex in a can on top of a hot guys head.

shag hair by Alexa H September 14, 2008

Shag brownie 

When wearing shorts or nude you sit on a white shag rug and leave a wet fart which leaves a shit stain so severe the rug must be replaced.

Steve was watching the hockey game before taking a bath. When there was a fight he got so worked up he left a Shag brownie which his wife couldn't clean. They had to replace the whole damn white shag rug.

Shag brownie by Johnnyzesty February 9, 2009