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Low Selfie-steem

A chronic disappointment with how ones selfies turn out.
That girl takes like 20 pictures before she finds one she is happy with. She must have low selfie-steem.
by Semiautosteve January 16, 2014
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Brett Favre Selfie

A "Brett Favre Selfie" is a euphemism for what is colloquially known as a "dick pic." When you have that special feeling for that special someone but don't know how to express it, sometimes you picture-message her a "Brett Favre Selfie," especially if she has demonstrated little to no interest in you.
Whenever I send a Brett Favre Selfie, I always go flaccid - erections are too presumptuous....
by Salty ballz November 11, 2013
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selfish bitch

An accusation made by someone who doesn't get what they want, usually after causing a scene but before leaving abruptly.
by justiferous November 11, 2010
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selfie

The taking of a picture of yourself and posting it on Facebook because you have extremely low self-esteem and you need people to comment to tell you how hot or pretty you look. In reality you just look desperate for attention. And no matter how attractive you might be, you still look pathetic. See also duck face/kissy face makes you look retarded.
My attractive friend takes a lot of selfies and won't hang out with people hotter than her.
by haterofdesperation October 1, 2013
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selfish

Having desires that conflict with the selfishness of others.
A: "I'm getting my appendectomy tomorrow. I need to save this money for copay."
B: "How could you be so selfish? Spending money on "necessary operations" left and right, and meanwhile my wife and I can't pay the television bill. I can't believe you could be so - "
A: "Get the fuck out."
B: "But I need - "
A: "OUT."
by Arthritis July 27, 2009
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Seguin

A small town outside of San Antonio fill with wanna-be Mexican gangsters. These kids fill up the majority population of Seguin. There also are the rednecks, who wear boots every day and can't stop talking about their

"bucksticks". People in this town tend to believe they are the best fucking people on the planet. There are few black people in the town and even less asians. But I do guarantee you will not turn a street corner without seeing a group of cholas wearing black shirts with something about "haters" printed in neon coloring.
Bob: Hey, I've been thinking about moving to Seguin, Texas. Any thoughts?

Lupe: 0h y3a, m3 && mii chickas fckkin l0ve it th3r3. its pretty hxc there so yyou b3tter n0t talkk shit over there!

Bob: Oh shit, there are more people like you there? Nevermind.
by Seguinsuckss April 13, 2011
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Look what the selfie dragged in!

When you post a bomb af selfie and you start getting texts from all the ghosts of boyfriends past.
Rebecca: "OH MY GOD GURL YOUR MOST RECENT INSTA POST WAS A-MAZING!"

Brittney: "Thanks girl! Josh, Sam AND Kyle all slid into my dm's straight after I posted it..."

Rebecca: "Well well! Look what the selfie dragged in!"
by setfiremysoul September 4, 2018
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