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Selfie Control 

When you take an amazing selfie but decided wait a few days to post it on social media because you've already posted too many pictures, status updates, selfies, etc. recently.
"Omg I love this selfie of me! I look so good! I think I'm going to post it on Instagram."

"Dude have some selfie control. You've put up 2 statuses, 1 selfie, and 3 group photos in 4 days. You gotta chillax or people are going to think you have no life."
Selfie Control by Ramnation1 November 10, 2014
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Selfie-restraint 

Can you resist a selfie in even the most tempting situations? If so you are blessed with a rare quality in this age: Selfie-Restraint. Many photo snapping fiends can learn selfy-restraint. Tragically, some are beyond rehabilitation.
Speaker: Nelson Mandela spent 27 years in jail
Michelle: Barack- The girls need to know who Mandela was.
Barack: Should we document this moment?
Michelle: Y-e-a-h. But we need to bring back something more from this.
Barack: Alright, I got it…
Michelle: What?
Barack: Make sure to tag me—Sorry Michelle, did you say something?
Michelle: Jesus Barack! We’re at a Memorial. Show some selfie-restraint!
Selfie-restraint by CatanSlayer December 18, 2013

selfie-indulgent 

A person is selfie-indulgent if their profile pictures on various app sites are exclusively Dutch angle solo face shots.
"I really like making gifs with gifboom, but the people who follow me are so selfie-indulgent. Yes, you're cute. Now make a gif, for Pete's sake."
selfie-indulgent by boba_mcsolo December 27, 2013

selfie photobombing

A picture taken of a random background, often a blank wall, wherein the photographer ruins the photo by inserting their own face. Selfie bombing photos are usually uploaded to facebook, Myspace or any other sort of social networking website.

Also, see selfie and photobombing
Carla is constantly selfie photobombing the photos of her bedroom wall.
selfie photobombing by Chaser33 April 11, 2014

selfie stealing 

"When one steals someone else's phone and takes a selfie"
My sister stole my phone and was selfie stealing.
selfie stealing by Miss Jess Kim December 21, 2014

selfie-overdose 

A disease which is contagious- coming from Alize phelps who started taking SELFIEs when she popped out-how to know you are taking to many Selfie's : (1) you take a SELFIE every 1-2 hours a day. (2)you have to take more than 15 Selfie's to figure out which one u like best (3) you post pictures every hour on social media sites; watch out and look for side affects before it gets to bad(doctors wouldn't help Alize so now she is crazy for Selfie's
Alize phelps is a Selfie-overdoser

selfie swallow 

When you lay on your own back while hoisting your legs up over your own face and cumming in your own mouth then swallowing it.
I was so horny I preformed a selfie swallow in myself.