by Dodgerfan452 August 13, 2009
Get the Sucsex mug.The term "Scouse Logic" is applied to anything unsavoury or scummy suggested or perpetrated by somebody else. It comes from the idea that Scousers are, in general, the least human of all UK residents and behave like coke fuelled Nazi's at the best of times. Not all people from Liverpool are Scousers, but the ones that are should be easy to spot. The children eat nothing but pie and crisps, whilst their fathers regularly eat pavement and swallow their own teeth after picking yet another senseless fight. Nobody knows much about the mothers, you can rarely find them.
"We should drag that wrestler to the floor and give him a kicking."
"Seriously? You're seriously suggesting that we......ah, mate, that's Scouse Logic!!"
"Seriously? You're seriously suggesting that we......ah, mate, that's Scouse Logic!!"
by MagickDio March 6, 2010
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I was a bit short on cash, so i helped myself to a dvd player from the house down the road, letting myself in with my scouse key.
by me old fruity May 23, 2006
Get the Scouse key mug.An extremely violent and alcohol-induced brawl involving two large sections of opposing men, women and children. Usually from Liverpool.
by Patrick Antonis September 10, 2008
Get the scouse wedding mug.someone of liverpudlian origin who's main hobbies are stealing (usually hubcaps), and becoming pregnant while still in primary school
"whats long, scouse, and goes round corners"
"the line for benefits!"
"did you see that dirty scouser stealing that bike?"
"the line for benefits!"
"did you see that dirty scouser stealing that bike?"
by steveo1223 March 20, 2007
Get the scouser mug.Resident of Liverpool, England. They are heavily stereotyped by idiots and the right-wing press as being thieves and scum. The truth couldn't be more different. The Capital of Culture, in 2008, will increase the exposure of Liverpool and this will, finally, show the rest of the world why Liverpool is the best city in the world.
" Awww lid. Lets go and get that car, kidda". - Stereotypical view of Liverpool.
" The stereotyping of Scousers has got out of hand. Something must be done".
"We all hate The Sun. Justice for the 96!" - Me.
" The stereotyping of Scousers has got out of hand. Something must be done".
"We all hate The Sun. Justice for the 96!" - Me.
by ScouserTommy July 3, 2005
Get the scouser mug.A Scouser is an individual from Liverpool. Scousers are notoriously maligned and stereotyped by everyone else in the UK. This is because they are jealous. Our immigrant population ensures that there is an excellent gene-pool, thus avoiding the horrific inbreeding seen in the majority of incest-rife no-mark cities of the UK. Scousers hate the English - because we are not English we are Scouse. As a scouser I can trace my lineage back to the Kings of Ireland. Mancs (for example) can only trace their lineage back 20 years to when their dads arse-raped a sheep, hence the wool on their greasy backs.
Scousers, unlike the rest of the UK do not stick their arses up in the air for the government or any other establishment mefs we stand and fight our corner. This emasculates the general population of UK into realising they are fortune's bitches because they would sooner take it up the wrong-un than stand and fight. Jealous? I think so.
Scousers, unlike the rest of the UK do not stick their arses up in the air for the government or any other establishment mefs we stand and fight our corner. This emasculates the general population of UK into realising they are fortune's bitches because they would sooner take it up the wrong-un than stand and fight. Jealous? I think so.
Scousers:
'it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees'
BASINGSTOKE:
'Oh, I say Marjorie, I think David Cameron would make an excellent Prime Minister'
'it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees'
BASINGSTOKE:
'Oh, I say Marjorie, I think David Cameron would make an excellent Prime Minister'
by florrien May 15, 2009
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