Scranning

To watch television and surf the web simultaneously.

Barb: Get off the couch and get a job!

Sam: Shut it Barb, I'm watching TV and surfin Craigslist.

Mike: Quit scranning and get your bum ass employed!

by Avid scranner July 25, 2011

scooping

You are scooping a chick when you are staring at her continually with pleasure thoughts and sexual intentions.

That's my girl you're scooping, man!

by DAMT December 17, 2003

scooping it

the act of banging a chick with your middle and ring finger in a scooping motion

I was scooping it with your mom last night

by dick starbuck March 30, 2004

scroking

a combination of scrubbing and stroking .Waking off in the shower in order to clean your family jewels.

A:dude how do i get this zit off my johnson?

B:scroking it in the shower should help that

by mabalz January 30, 2010

sconning

a Sconning is a feast usually consisting of a three course meal.

We had a Sconning of note.

by A3aan October 30, 2011

Reasonable scrolling distance

The distance (usually measured in swipes) that a lazy American will scroll down a webpage or social media feed before giving up.
Often used with the preceding word "beyond" or in the acronym RSD

Bob: did you see my tweet?
Joe: naw man, it must've been beyond reasonable scrolling distance

by Einstine August 17, 2015

scrolling

Looking a person, usually a girl, up and down so it is like you are "scrolling" up and down a computer screen.

girl #1:Well, that was awkward...

girl # 2: What?

girl #1: that random guy was just scrolling me!

by michelleoremily October 2, 2010