Scottydon't

Noun: A person who seems to constantly do/say the wrong thing, or be in the wrong place at the wrong time.

Verb: A way of describing a person's actions, usually for an ongoing period of time.

(N.) Man, you are such a Scottydon't sometimes.

(V.) Jeff has constantly been Scottydon'ting this paat week.

by Scott Kennith Davis Jr. August 5, 2007

Flag

Get the Scottydon't mug.

spotted dog

n. raisin bread
also see spotted dick

"I love eating home baked spotted dog"

by Pete January 20, 2004

Flag

Get the spotted dog mug.

Related Words

scotted • Ben Scotted • Bon Scotted • Scottsdale • spotted dick • snotted • spotted • scatted • slotted • Scotter

Scottydon't

Noun: A person who seems to constantly do/say the wrong thing, or be in the wrong place at the wrong time.

Verb: A way of describing a person's actions, usually for an ongoing period of time.

(N.) Man, you are such a Scottydon't sometimes.

(V.) Jeff has constantly been Scottydon'ting this past week.

by Scott Kennith Davis Jr. August 5, 2007

Flag

Get the Scottydon't mug.

Scottydawg

S.C.O.T.T.Y.D.A.W.G.: Synthetic Construct Optimized for Terran Troubleshooting/Youth Designed for Assassination and Worldwide Gratification

Something bad.

The Scottydawg i after me!

Doh! I pulled a Scottydawg!

by Kheldon December 7, 2003

Flag

Get the Scottydawg mug.

scottext

(noun) a text message sent to someone in order to obtain paper when you discover the roll is empty after dropping a giant bowlscraper in the tank.

Todd: Hey Leah, didn't you get my scottext?
Leah: Huh? What are you talking about?
Todd: You know the one that said "need TP, urgent!".
Leah: Oh that text! Sure, I ran right out and got you the New York Times and The News of the World. Thought TP meant 'The Paper'.
Todd: That's not what I meant! Nobody thinks that!
Leah: Sorry honey.
Todd (quietly to himself): Not as sorry as I'll be when you find out I used your Hello Kitty washcloth instead.

by slewisg July 24, 2011

Flag