schlice

To cut your finger. Adding more letters.

I schliced my finger on a lawn mower blade.

by TJ Hollensauce January 7, 2005

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Scalia

A sexually transmitted disease where the male genitalia becomes small, withered, and coated in an odorous substance that protrudes from the pores on the skin of the penis and scrotum. Other symptoms include: itchiness, erectile dysfunction, advanced aging of the genitalia that spreads to the spinal column and into the brain if not treated within two weeks.

Scalia affects men primarily, specifically those who have had extramarital affairs with younger women or sexual encounters with South American or South Asian 'rentboys'.

"Dude, I haven't been able to bang my girl for days, and my dick smells like shit."
"You might have Scalia, man. You need to get that shit checked out."

by lovelywordplay July 15, 2013

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schlicht

as in dan schlicht, drummer of the hired geeks from kenosha wisconsin.
hiredgeeks.com

Schlicht is n00b.

by dan schlicht March 12, 2004

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Scalie

A dragon porn disease, are extremely fucking gay, love people named Maurico or Finny. Have an obsession with dicks up their ass and approves any type of dragon porn content. Create multiple dragon porn dungeons in dragon Minecraft and their specific dragon obsession is the Iconic dragon named Toothless. Or their scientific name "Night Fury". The only way to help them with their scalise disease is to give them crack or medical crack. (They also love hiccups and toothless body pillow)

"Oh no..... its a gay man who loves dragons. I think he is one of those scalies fags. RUN!! before he spreads the disease. Be sure not to accept his friend request and not succumb to the dark side. (OR in other words the gay side)

by BobbyBrowns#1Fan456 December 14, 2019

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