Any activity you do did not occur until a social media post is created. Until then you simultaneously did and did not do said activity. Your life did not happen unless it was displayed on social media
Bro that party was sick. You gotta post a shitty video or you gonna get stuck with Schrodinger's Insta
by bobdob July 24, 2022
Get the Schrodinger's Instamug. A person who makes corny jokes and decides whether it was ironic or not based on the reactions of the people around them
Person 1: "Guys I'm gonna be BIG CHUNGUS for halloween"
Person 2: "bro you're so corny"
Person 1: "I was being ironic"
Person 3: "Schrodinger's cornball amirite?"
Person 2: "bro you're so corny"
Person 1: "I was being ironic"
Person 3: "Schrodinger's cornball amirite?"
by escuato. October 8, 2025
Get the Schrodinger's Cornballmug. A term used for attractive older men if you're not sure if they're fathers or not (used when you're unsure if a person is a real DILF)
A: "Woah! Mr.Jones is a daddy"
B: "we're not sure if he's an actual dad though..."
A: "Well he's a Schrodinger's DILF then ,there's a chance he has kids and there's a chance he doesn't"
A: "Besides he looks like a Dad so I'll still use the term Daddy"
B: "we're not sure if he's an actual dad though..."
A: "Well he's a Schrodinger's DILF then ,there's a chance he has kids and there's a chance he doesn't"
A: "Besides he looks like a Dad so I'll still use the term Daddy"
by MinheZSCREAMMMMMMMMMS May 19, 2021
Get the Schrodinger's DILFmug. One who makes criminal statements, particularly suggesting committing a crime, attempting a crime or otherwise endorsing a crime to be committed, then decides whether they were “just joking” or dead serious based on whether other people in the group approve or not.
The president, playing schrodinger's criminal, said voters could send a mail ballot and then try to vote in-person to see if the mail ballot was tabulated.
by ifjejwo93jf8djq91jddgh September 2, 2020
Get the schrodinger's criminalmug. The belief that something can only exist if you believe in its existance, therefore, making you the god of all in your existence
by ApocEclipse January 8, 2021
Get the schrodinger's existentialismmug. When you find a meme that is either funny or unfunny depending on the context, however you do not know the context of it.
Person1: I saw this anime meme that feels like it could be satirical but also may not be.
Person2: Sounds like schrodinger's meme to me.
Person2: Sounds like schrodinger's meme to me.
by Calvinator_lmao June 27, 2023
Get the schrodinger's mememug. by utahanarchist February 8, 2023
Get the Schrodinger's Manmug.