SchmeggeldÖrf

A synonym for "Fuck" because too many people know no better word to use at Ozzfest.

Welcome to "OZZ-SCHMEGGELDÖRFIN'-FEST!!!!"

by Potter Toews August 5, 2003

schmegma

the creamy and chunky discharge and slob mixture

sean had schmegma on his weewee causing patty ( his mom ) to gag.

by sven and billy boy April 28, 2003

schiezer

Cool, tight, something that is very nice.

THat was schiezer

by Mike Andrews October 29, 2003

schmegert

1. Someone who does something retarded. Also known as an asshat.
2. Someone who has a lame idea may be called a schmegert.

1: Why would he buy that?!?
2: Man you know he's such a schmegert.

by Chell March 29, 2007

schmegol

to causually mooch off of other people in terms of things to do, or things to have that you do not technically have access to.

Im trying to schmegol my way into my way to that party I wasn't invited to.

by Claire Simon November 13, 2007

schief

1)is when a person steels an item.
2)is where you have something stolen from you.
another word for tax, rob, theif, nick.

1) "I schiefd a sausage roll earlier, the fact its free makes it taste so much better."
2) "Some dickhead's schiefd my wallet!!"

by Ashley Jordan May 3, 2008

schmegankled

(adj)All messed up in a physical way.

His car is all schmegankled after that bad wreck the other night.

by Hoptard July 23, 2009