scatterfucked

adj. the end result of an overload of multi-tasking, a loss of brain function along with any concept of time, space, or location-often leaving the victim in a state of confusion, wondering where it all began............

I asked Josh to wash the car, and I guess he got all scatterfucked cuz now I can't find him....

by bgates July 29, 2008

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Scatter Wagon

Colloquial geordie chava term for a police van, used in the rougher north east housing estates named mainly due the activity one does upon sighting the vehicle.

Chava 1: We were having a pure cush night till the scatter wagon turned up and everone bailed to fuck

Chava 2: I ah nah I had to proper nash through the cut and hide in me nanas shed

by newoldmonkey April 26, 2011

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Scatter Cushions

Ass cheeks.

"I wouldn't mind getting between her scatter cushions and knocking her back door down"

by ftnessp January 29, 2015

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Seattle Slurper

When you bust a nut in your girlfriends coffee cup and she drinks it, thinking it was coffee creamer.

I just gave my girlfriend a Seattle Slurper! sex cleveland steamer angry pirate angry dragon

by LarryManAllDay September 14, 2016

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Scuttle Fuck

A scuttle fuck is a small group of individuals that fuck in tandem/ tag team. The act of scuttling is very difficult and requires immense skill and strength to retain the tandem fuck. The scuttle Fuck group usually consists of 5 - 10 people and consist of both males and females, the person in the back is scuttle initiator and the person in the front is called the scuttle master.

yo that party was packed there were like 5 scuttle fucks worth of people.

by SCUTTKLE MASTER September 13, 2016

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