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Lol Scale

Lol Scale

A scale for defining how lol something is, -10 being murderously unfunny, 10 being murderously funny.

Jokes on penguin wrappers are almost always -10l. Luckily, you can take your anger at the joke out on the biscuit.
"Snazzy. My dad says that."
"Mine just says "Get out of my way boy! And stop being such a disappointment, you useless layabout!"
"10L on the Lol Scale"

"Who's the king of the tissues? The hankie chief"
"-10l. Words cannot express my anger right now."
by ThoMoz August 21, 2009
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Salyna

Salyna is a saucy hot redhead. Most will not have the honor of meeting this amazing woman but if you do, you will be infatuated with her for life. Amazing rack and a body that just won't stop.
Everyone should have a Salyna
by sugartits91127 February 3, 2010
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scales dodger

A person (usually obese) avoiding concrete evidence they have put on more weight.
In the space of five years, Randy went from an 11 stone fitness fanatic to a 19 stone bloater, a hardened scales dodger, constantly blaming his washing machine for shrinking his clothes.
by xoorox September 15, 2010
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Scala Swag

A wannabe rapper who thinks they are hot shit with all the ladies but in reality is a total faggot and douchebag
You are acting like scala swag
by bigbirdbaby January 17, 2012
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scalesy

Drug lord sells weed for a fiver he is worlds biggest drugger and will karate chop u if u try to steal his crack...
and he addores children called connor. connor is his little crack minion
Oi scalesy u crack feind
by scoliossis September 20, 2020
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Schwasted Scale

A scale from 1-10 on how messed up or shitfaced you truly are, either high, drunk, or both.

10 --- Schwasted

5 --- Half way there

1 --- Just getting started
Tensky --- So schwasted, you're gone!
-How you feelin' on the schwasted scale?
-- Definitely feelin' a tensky
by schwaste24/7 November 15, 2009
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Farmville Scale

The Farmville scale is a scale used to determin the excitment of someones social life. The bigger the farmville farm the less likely someone has an exciting and busy social life.
Her farm on farmville is huge, but using the farmville scale she must be a loser.
by Fuzzylump August 26, 2010
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