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SCAD scale

Style, Control, Agression and Damage scale of shits.

Approved measure of the International Association of Faecal Matter Operatives.

A scale designed to allow easy, accurate comparison of shits between friends/colleagues/family members. Each category can score a maximum of 10 points, the mean of the 4 categories is the official SCAD score.
Guy comes out of toilet, turns to his colleague and says "I just had a great shit, it was 10/10 on the SCAD scale"
by I'm the SCADman January 9, 2009
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Scala La Bingah!!!

Most common saying when one is so excited that they mutter their excitment in the form of jiberish.
Joey- " Did you see that brand new flavor of Twinkie?"
Mason- "Are you serious?"
Joey- "Yea, its grape flavored."
Mason- "OMG!!! Scala La Bingah!!!"
by 12 Soft April 27, 2009
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Scadding

Noun: To be in a state of such extreme fright, that one carries out a dirty protest in the back of a police car.

Verb: Finding an inexpensive place to sleep, due to excessive alcohol consumed.
I was 'Scadding' last night - woke up on a bench with soiled trousers. Comatose Tramp Incontinent Pikey
by Frost Icing June 10, 2013
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SCADS

derogatory slang term for school administrators.

school administrators being teachers, principals, deans, etc..
Example:

Kid 1: dude I heard you got suspended?

Kid 2: yeah, dude the SCADS got my ass for fucking someone up.

Kid 1: fuck the SCADS

Kid 2: ain't that the damn truth!
by the sd boss October 31, 2010
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scadaddle

to get lost; to piss off.(the latter not meaning to urinate but to technically remove yourself from a person's presence.
if an eager man approaches you(a lady) at a bar and says, "hey there babe" you can reply and say "scadaddle you dumb puff, im not iterested"
by h.n May 20, 2003
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scad

a hot beverage. colloquial to the North East of England.
"Who's bringing the scads in?"

L: "I really need a scad from the machine!"
S: "I'll get it. What would you like?"
L: "A cappa, as usual"
by flozzy May 11, 2010
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Scads

"Oooh, my scads are riding right up my hole!"
by mofgimmers February 11, 2013
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