poon satchel

Used when storing items in the poonal region. Thus, one's poon becomes a satchel...a poon satchel.

"Dude, can I borrow your monkeywrench?"

"I won't be able to get it to you until next Tuesday dude, it's in my girlfriend's poon satchel."

by vaginal toadmen April 1, 2009

Vagina Satchel

The fat pouch above the vag that resembles a satchel, viewable when an overweight woman wears her pants too tight, paired with a short shirt.

While people watching:
Girl: Ewww all I could see was her vagina satchel!
Guy: What's that?
Girl: The fat pouch above the vag!
Guy: Gross!

by CrazyRose1 September 8, 2011

Flesh Satchel

Places on an obese person's body in which items (cell, keys, etc.) can be carried between rolls of fat.

She didn't have to carry a purse because she carries her cell phone and wallet in her flesh satchel.

by ksaysthis January 15, 2013

sex-satchel

The scrotum, or referring to the scrotum and testicles as an entire package.

Oh yeah, recently i've been seeing some things that make me glad to posess a sex-satchel...

by Xerxes da Phat November 8, 2004

spatchy

Interesting, whereby people in old, patched up clothes look interesting because the patches add color. Usually used in conjunction with clothes, but can apply to almost anything.

"Your new blazer is quite spatchy and keen, especially in this light!"

by Noise Tank January 2, 2005

satchmo

n. An informal term for the sasquatch

woah, I almost saw the satchmo!
Really? (dies)

by Neo Ibhalmn August 24, 2007

satchimo

A nicely proportioned satchel often filled with nice fluffy ganja nuggets.

Ezekiel stopped by the old amish farm bringing with him a nice satchimo to help put the elder's minds at ease.

by robert nesta November 3, 2006