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Sasquitch

A female sasquatch. Usually found wandering the Pacific northwest. Sometimes encountered with a male Sasquatch. Together they would be known as a SASQUATCH and his SQUITCH or his SQUITCHES.
They are known to travel in packs. Protecting their offspring. Known as SQUATCHLINGS. The squatchlings lose their baby feet while young. The sasquitch protects them while their BIGFOOT grows in. Common knowledge in WA..
DUDE CHECK IT OUT! It's a Sasquatch!...
NO! It's got tits.. It's a SASQUITCH. DUH! Lookout, she might have some Squatchlings around.
Did you see that Sasquatch? He had 2 SQUITCHES with him.. HIGH 5!
by Lance Bigfoot September 28, 2005
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Susquehanna

Susquehanna
A place in PA. Most boring place in the universe. Best thing to do is sit and do nothing. Attractions: 2 Big bridges 1 for cars 1 for trains, also a bowling ally.
Even bread isn't as boring as Susquehanna.
by David V Jackson September 3, 2006
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sasquatch fucker

one who takes it apon themself to participate in sexual relationship with a sasquatch.
a person who fucks nasty "girls"
by Sicilian May 3, 2004
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Sasquitch

We are going to heat up enough Super Noodles for sixty people in the sasquitch.
by Hannah Thompson November 2, 2006
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Sasquatch dumpling

Feces or a turd dropped by the elusive sasquatch. It is often tasted by sasquatch researchers & others alike.
Gavin: Dude, I found a sasquatch dumpling!

Hobie: Lets take it to the police department!
by A little dumpling. October 13, 2008
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sasquatch bananas

A polite, non-cursing way to say ape shit. When in mixed company use sasquatch bananas instead of ape shit.
"After you arrested that guy, his whole family went sasquatch bananas and started tearing up the whole house."
by Luca951 February 17, 2009
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Sasquatch

The highest level of intoxication achievable. You are so incredibly drunk your speech begins to sound like the fictional character or Sasquatch and your movements are similar to how Sasquatch acts such as beating your chest, yelling with a speech impediment, and "hollering" in an uncontrollable fashion.
Damn your deff sasquatch drunk.
by Chauncy Fredrickson January 26, 2011
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