upper saddle river 

Rich ass town in Bergen County. home of the spoiled rich kids who get everything they want, not from working for it, but just from the cash pouring out of their new york city working fathers. Styles range from, "ghetto", emo, prep, jappy, etc. Clothes consist of Juicy everything, lacoste, hollister, A&F, pac sun, band tees from Hot Topic, and pretty much a lot of designer crap. Every kid has atleast one coach bag or something of the type like douneyandburke, louie vuitton, chanel, dior, etc. Pretty much the most amazing town in the world. Where the best parties are thrown. underage drinking is the highlight of every weekend. There are a lot of sluts here but there all amazing and sweet and gorgeous so dont mess with them. We're willing to fight anyone who stereotypes us.. even though most of them are true dont do it.. not cool. We hate to be judged but whatever we love the attention. When you talk about us it doesnt upset us like u may think it does, its actually quite amusing because we know your just jealous. Driveways and garages here consist of Mercedes, BMWs, Audis, Range Rovers, Ferraris, corvettes, Jeeps, etc.

GOTTA LOVE USR! REPRESENT!

random outoftownie 1: "omg upper saddle river girls are so slutty and spoiled"
random outoftownie 2: oh come on u know everyone from our town is just jealous
random outoftownie 1: yea thats true, i wish i was rich enough to live there.

upper saddle river by jord and mand January 1, 2007

cow saddle

The article of clothing a cow will wear while being ridden. It serves both functionally and stylishly. Cow saddles are rare and are sometimes even mistaken as being fictitious.

Check out Gertrude's new cow saddle, it looks good on her and now she can be ridden.

cow saddle by Waldo Cunningham May 20, 2010

Blazing Saddle Bag 

While the male partner engages in intercourse doggy style with the female partner, the male partner's scrotum, covered in icy-hot pain reliever, smacks the vagina of the female partner repeatedly, causing a "blazing sensation"

"With the sudden change in temperatures, Sara had a screaming orgasm when she was hit up with the blazing saddle bag"

Blazing Saddle Bag by P Town May 1, 2006

Whore Back-Saddle 

........Whore Back Saddle - is a condom, touque or Jimmy Hat. Basically, protection when you are banging that "Dish-rag-whore" you just met and are about to put the coals to her.

"Make sure you bring some Whore Back-saddles to the bar with you, in case you take some dish rag home, after the close".

Whore Back-Saddle by Rude Donny December 23, 2005

dirty saddle 

Dirty saddle is when a girl sh*ts on a guys penis, smudges it around and rides it after.

I sh*t on his penis, smudged it around and rode him after and called it the Dirty Saddle.

dirty saddle by thesneakyjew October 11, 2013

grumpy saddle 

Uniquely perverse act, known only to readers of The Hater, that is always performed with a British accent.

After getting bored with the Donkey Punch, it was time for all of Amelie's friends to give the Grumpy Saddle a go.

grumpy saddle by Still Not Quite Right August 5, 2008

sideboob saddle bags 

The side boob fat of a large woman wearing a bra that forces the lat fat to hang like a tit

Girl 1: Whats going on with that girls side?
Girl 2: Dont you know overwieght girls have sideboob saddle bags?
Girl 1: Oh yeah I forgot

sideboob saddle bags by MC Menendez July 27, 2010