ivory sword

when a guy's cum drips down the shaft of his penis aka "sword" - creating an ivory sword

i gave brandon such a good hand job that it became an ivory sword.

by s1llyb1lly May 11, 2010

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swords and Stones

Much like the act of two men 'playing swords' which is the act of two men peeing in the same toilet at the same time. Swords and Stones refers to the act of two men, one peeing, one pooping, in to the same toilet at the same time.

Brother #1 has to take a poop, brother #2 has to pee, there is only one toilet and neither brother can hold it. The brothers decide to play Swords and Stones.

by JeffersonM April 12, 2013

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Swords out

1) A phrase announcing to a group of men that it would be an ideal time to expose their penises.

2) An expression to indicate someone is going to give a task their full energy and attention.

"Look at that bus of nuns! Swords out, fellas!"

"Yeah I'm really gonna go swords out on this quarterly report."

by Sofa Professor August 26, 2014

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french sword

A baguette

I want to have a duel with a French sword in the bread aisle!

by Sharika January 26, 2016

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vaginal sword

Complete anti rape device that would render any rapist's penis in pieces. It is worn around the vaginal opening and when intruded by unwanted cock it snaps shut with a simultaneous twisting motion.

Dwayne got his cut short in her vaginal sword

by Dr Kelvin Rhubarb July 12, 2016

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