Swamp Donkey

A crazy old red headed motherfucker pretending to be a high school ag teacher that tells unbelievable bullshit that is completely and utterly...false.

"Even though I'm 5'1", 240 lbs. I used to run track and bench 350, and I also can shoot a ping pong ball off anyone's head from 250+ yards with a crossbow.....I AM NOT A SWAMP DONKEY, YOU GODDAMN LIL BASTARDS!"-MW

by IMakeSparksWhenIWalk40 December 21, 2008

Swamp Donkey

Eldest sibling of the family who wears a bell as jewelry on holiday gatherings. Also known as swamp sister in some eastern philosophies.

My sister Sarah is the Swamp Donkey this year with that bell on her ear.

by beecolony November 26, 2009

Swamp Donkey

A large girl or slut who likes to cause a lot of drama! She lurks into the scene with taking advantage of unwilling men!

A Swamp Donkey is a Cheerleader who takes advantage of an unwilling coach who manipulates him while he is drunk and then wont go away!

by Hamp-Mike-P, and C-3 February 9, 2010

Swamp donkey

A young lady of particular ugliness.

Rob: That girl devon was a swamp donkey.

Luke: Yea but shes gives mad good blow jobs.

by rtc1588 March 1, 2007

Swamp Donkey

A female often overweight and grotesque. Often found at high school parties, waiting for guys to get drunk therefore making them an easy target to engage in sexual acts.

I can't believe I hooked up with that swamp donkey!

by Brotoe March 10, 2009

swamp donkey

a dirty slut whose vagina is swampy, and reeks like a donkeys ass

I went to a party but my time was cut short, after a swamp donkey approached me asking for sex.

by Mr.rambow October 4, 2009

Swamp Donkey

A giant mud truck with 26" rims

The Swamp Donkey just flicked on those niggers in the donk.

by The Swamp Donkey July 22, 2009