A scandal that breaks out a few weeks before election time, usually involving an older politican and a young guy, usually underage boy.
Foley, a Republican congressman from Florida had a nasty cocktober surprise when he was found out to having sexually solicited young congressional pages.
by Frankiez October 1, 2006
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Andrew was about to finally lose his virginity thanks to copious amounts of alcohol when he suddenly gave the girl a Hushpuppy Surprise in her bed and was promptly kicked out of the house.
by Babyboar October 21, 2012
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He's way too drunk to tell how ugly she is. If he takes her home he'll be in for a sober surprise tomorrow morning.
by pacfan834 December 26, 2007
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Having feces left in, on, and/or around the toilet bowl, the floor, the walls, the faucet, the sink, the mirror, the toilet paper dispenser, inside the soft soap dispenser, etc.
Having feces left in, on, and/or around the toilet bowl, the floor, the walls, the faucet, the sink, the mirror, the toilet paper dispenser, inside the soft soap dispenser, etc.
by !BlackDeath! December 12, 2007
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Sitting in church with my friend, I released a silent fart that packed a horrendous odor. I wispered to him that he had been muffin surprised. He was outraged and relocated to another pew.
by K.O.T.W. April 19, 2010
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