Steven

Steven, a name usually given to males who are poorly endowed. Stevens usually lurk around people of their own race and like to "invite themselves" to outings. So be aware when befriending a Steven for they might intrude your life with unsuspecting force. Be especially aware when a member of the Chinese race is named Steven. For if a Chinese male is to be named Steven, he will bring everyone down and become a downie.

Friend #1: Hey lets go out.
Friend #2: Where?
Friend #1: I don't know, but I just want to get away from you know who.
Friend #2: OK lets go before he comes.
Steven: Hey guys you're going out? Hang on I'll get my jacket.
Friend #1 & #2: FUCK! Fricken downies.

by iknowkea August 15, 2009

Steven

The name given to a guy who likes to watch chick flicks and has no friends. He is kinda weird and very mean. You shouldn't be surprised if he only ever gives you mean comments. He tries too hard to impress girls, especially ones named Sam. As well, he has a weak spot for brunettes. Although, he'll come across as a loser and you'll think you won't want to hang out with him, give him a chance. He'll surprise you. He's actually pretty cool and sometimes has some sweet moments. But his mean moments still outweigh the sweet ones. On a Saturday night, you would probably find him at home alone playing Pokemon (and losing to the computer) or studying. He does dress pretty well, has a good sense of style. If he likes you enough, he might even let you borrow his sweater. Whether you’d actually want to be friends with him or not, you’d have to decide on you’re on, I know I’m still on the fence about it.

Person 1: Is Steven coming to the party Saturday?
Person 2: No, he is weird and is staying home to play Pokemon

by coolestbrunette September 17, 2012

Steven

He is a idiot and dosn't know anything but is a good friend not very good looking but he is someone you can talk to

Really Steven

by Yolo13579 March 8, 2017

Steven

loud, attention seeking , cricket player who thinks hes all that.

hey i'm steven and i'm prick

by database1234 October 9, 2016

Steven

Blonde hair blue eyes. funny, smart, nice, caring, hot and always can make you laugh and smile. He has an amazing taste of music. He love movies and always picks the right one. I love him. He can be really hyper to.

''hey did you hear that new song?''
''no what is it ?"
"hear listen"
"omg you have such a great taste in music steven"

by ierstuistviburstiyiuyrstbiustr September 3, 2013

Steven

The biggest gay asshole you'll ever meet. Although he's not openly gay he doesn't even tell his gf. He's a lazy, lying , duchebag, with an almost non existent dick. He may have a brain but he refuses to use it. He's a really good liar and he can do it for years.

Look at that asshole he's a total Steven.

by southernlover93 February 8, 2015

Steven

Usually a gay male. Has dark long hair and is known to date older girls. Gets in a lot of fights so will almost always have blood on his hands. Has a big PP.

Woahh that guy has a big PP...he must be a Steven.

by Shanaynay789 December 6, 2012