and then I totally stabbed some guy

the new "and then i found five dollars"
an expression used to salvage a bad story

"so yeah i had this dream and you were in it and we were in this car but it looked really weird and there was a talking fish and it was just like...woah......"

-silence-

....and then i totally stabbed some guy

by plastic_tree October 19, 2006

Stabbing Westward

Fucking über band, that has disbanded, which really sucks. Buy their albums while you still have a chance.

Stabbing Westward is a fucking awesome band.

by Sonya September 21, 2003

stabongus

A novice stoner who is young in age, living their best life but ignorant to the wonders of marijuana

Jordan may think she is a stoner because she hits a dab pen, but really she is only a stabongus. She has much to learn.

by Boofyboi_the_budsmoker October 14, 2019

rat stabbers

Pointy toe boots or pointy toe dress shoes used by spanish immigrant people to climb chain link fences.

Check out the rat stabbers that guy is wearing.

by E Elizabeth September 15, 2007

stabbage

Stabbage is the act of stabbing someone/somepeople but about ten times over.

"STABBAGE!", Simon shouted, whilst on his daily rampage.

by Smin0 May 19, 2005

stabble

Stubble that stabs.

"Wait a day before you kiss me again, honey - your stabble is attacking me!"

by Kevxander February 21, 2009

Mr Stabby

When you are on the loo about to poo but it feels like you have been on a diet of nuts, Shreddies, barbed wire and glass and it actually hurts to push it out.

"Mr Stabby came to visit this morning and I think I have shredded my colon!"

by Uri Bent My Cock. January 31, 2015