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Speed Dump

The act of taking a normal sized dump in under 1 minute.
Steve "JT just took a speed dump."
Ian "What's a speed dump?"
Steve "It's what he does."
by Steve Nurse January 15, 2006
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Speed Gap

The small, triangular air space located at the junction of a woman's thighs and pelvis. Speed gap is typically exhibited by voluptuous women and is not to be confused with the gap exhibited by slender or emaciated women.
Yo dawg, did you see Brad's mom's speed gap? I want to give that milf some atm action!

Yeah dawg, that slut's built for comfort. Somebody better be tappin' that ass.
by RandyAndy21 March 12, 2011
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speed of old

The speed at which the elderly travel; this can be 5-10 miles under the speed limit whilst driving or just moving very slowly in front of you. It is a very frustrating phenomenon.
Aaaugh god dammit! Why won't she stop traveling at the speed of old! I've got stuff to do!
by domesticus July 17, 2010
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speed test

Similar to the speed test used to test your internet connection, but this speed test is used to determine which checkout line is moving faster. It involves a snap judgment as to (1) which checkout clerk looks the least likely to encounter a situation in which they have to call the manager, and (2) which customers are least likely to have some sort of problem at checkout.
I used the speed test at Costco and got burned when the line I changed into was actually slower than the line I moved out of.
by Ae5Ea8 April 5, 2015
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Speed Fluctuator

A person who continuously changes the speed at which they drive regardless of the speed limit.
An example of a speed fluctuator would be someone driving on a 55 mph highway fluctuating their speed between 50 and 60 mph. This very annoying behavior makes it impossible for the poor person stuck behind them to use their cruise control.
by Daren Hathaway January 7, 2009
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speed burglar

Someone who follows another driver who is speeding to prevent getting a ticket
Driver: hey lets follow the guy who just passed us
Passenger: Nah, he'll think you're a chicken shit speed burglar
by Bduck1310 January 16, 2017
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Speed Doogan

The act of leaving a room, going to the bathroom (number 2) and then returning to the room in under 1.5 minutes.

Can also be spelled SPEED DUGAN.
Yo Phil, did you really just take a sh!t that fast? Man that was a serious SPEED DOOGAN!
by MJVcuse June 30, 2007
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