speed skater

sum of the coolest people on the planet
assoicated with one of the most hard core sports of there speed skating

daaanm that girl must be speed skater

speed skater by skaterfurlife January 7, 2007

speed bump 

1. a hump in the road designed to stop cars from going above 25 in a residential area.

2. anything that prevents one from achieving one's goals

Someone needs to repair the speed bump.

speed bump by Light Joker August 22, 2007

speed freak 

(SPEED freak) n. a drug addict who is always high on crystal or methamphetamine syn: tweaker, meth head, sketcher

Dude: Yo, wtf is up with Sue? Is she always spun?
Other Dude: Fuck yeah man, she's a speed freak.

speed freak by Nedd Ludd September 5, 2005

speed knots 

punches delivered in rapid succession to the head.

I'm handing out speed knots to any one of these bitch ass motherfuckers.

speed knots by old ess July 24, 2004

speed bumping 

A sex position calling for the girl to sit on the guy as they ride over speed bumps. WARNING: DRIVE SLOWLY, IT MAY BECOME PAINFUL IF YOU DRIVE TO FAST.

Tommy: Hey are you going speed bumping tonight with your girlfriend?
Alec: Yeah...I'm still sore from last night though.

speed bumping by Homie Cool March 13, 2010

speed wank

it is someone who wanks and cum's in a matter of seconds

adam came out and said ive just cumed in 12 seconds just 2 seconds off my personal best. i better get ready for next weeks speed wank compotition

speed wank by lukeboi June 28, 2006

Speed limit of sex 

Sixty-eight. Because when you reach sixty-nine, you have to turn around.
I know. Lame.

Dude: Last night I broke the speed limit of sex.
Guy: 69?
Dude: Yep.
Guy: How lame...

Speed limit of sex by Somebody who thinks of lame jokes March 8, 2008