Snatched defeat from the jaws of victory

The act of failing or losing when it seemed a sure thing you had it made.

Dude 1: "Remember that one UFC fight with the Sumo wrestler and the little French guy? Sumo was squeezing the shit outta Frenchy! I thought his head was gonna pop!"

Dude 2: "Yeah, then the little guy squirted a punch 'tween fat bastard's moobs and totally busted his nose. Ref called a TKO."

Dude 1: Fatty totally snatched defeat from the jaws of victory, there.

by Bructus August 13, 2010

Snatchem

An action in which one steals (or snatches) a turt, specifically, from an enclosure.

Look out Liz, I'll snatchem. I'll snatch your turts.

by Snatchthemturts January 23, 2019

Beer Snatchers

(n.) A mythical group of creatures used to explain missing beer from the fridge. It is commonly employed as an excuse from a less than honest roommate.

Person 1: "Hey did you see the beer I left in the fridge?"

Person 2: "No bro, why?"

Person 1: "I bought a case of it but now its totally MIA"

Person 2: "Looks like we have got a nasty infestation of beer snatchers in the apartment."

by Warlock dog August 5, 2012

virginity snatcher

An older man or woman who snatches the virginity of minors. Also known as a pedophile.

That old man down the street is a virginity snatcher.

by alexhasansmalldick January 27, 2016

fart snatcher

Some one who follows their boyfriend or girlfriend so close they could catch their farts. Or not let them fart.

M y boyfriend is always right behind he is a fart snatcher

by Nick behan March 15, 2016

cradle snatching

This is when you date someone way younger than you.

The 21 year old was cradle snatching a 14 year old

by MrInsest May 2, 2016

pussy snatching

When a bitch is fucking snapping in a pic they take or in person you just have to say something you say they’re pussy snatching

Nicole: Did you see Nicki’s last Instagram post?

Paris Hilton: Yess she was fucking pussy snatching.. like give it back I have a dick appointment later:(

by Karmuah September 21, 2020