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Rubber snakes 

It’s like a snake right?, but it jiggles. It’s like a hose with sharp teeth kinda snappy. They don’t have genders because their unsocial there for don’t have social constructs.THEY ARE ALL GREEN!
“Today Samantha wore a rubber snake around her neck to school instead of a scarf,our teacher me haberny screamed and ran away, sam throw it at the teacher and screamed as she squirm” rubber snakes are rubber

it's the snakes 

A way of explaining an odd happening or a strange, inexplicable occurrence. Taken from the movie Snakes On A Plane, when the lights go off and someone shouts: "It's the snakes! It's the snakes!"
Joe: So did you hear about Jeff? His clothes caught on fire and he had to be treated for first-degree burns!

John: Ouch! How did that happen?

Joe: No one knows. Haha, maybe it's the snakes.

John: Maybe.
it's the snakes by Andrew Fisher January 1, 2007

bed-o-snakes 

A toilet so full that the mound of excrement has crested the rim of the bowl, resembling a bed of snakes.
The porta-john at the race hadn’t been emptied all day. A man went in and then emerged ashen faced, clearly shaken by what he’d witnessed. Next in line was a woman with her young son who was squirming with urgency to use the facilities. The man said, "Lady I’m serious, don’t let that boy go in there, it’s a bed-o-snakes!"
bed-o-snakes by cretin11 November 29, 2011

Open a Basket of Snakes 

To forcefully squeeze and kiss your date in the early dates.
- Guy 1: Open a basket of snakes on the first date.
- Guy 2: Jeez!

hanging snakes

"John, stop hanging snakes. You haven't done a single thing all day"
hanging snakes by Azaz3l September 27, 2014

We Snakes 

Refering to someone ( or group of people ) who does something slightly rude, offensive, or inconsiderate, but so slight that it is only a minor inconvenience.
" Today I didn't do a courtesy flush. We Snakes! "

" Today I didnt hold the door open for an elderly person. We Snakes! "
We Snakes by emulizer September 29, 2011