Smudgarieguard

The cleaning product and protection goggles located in aisle 679 at Coles supermarket in mandrah forum. It is used to deep clean the tough stains and mole marks.

Did u just shit the bed, no problems Fred
Did u do dirty marks and stains, no problem Wayne, luckily I've got 2 smudgarieguards in the boot of my car,hahaha haha fancy that. Wow Ted thanks for the smudgarieguards you just saved my life for ever and I love dick now. if I hadn't met smudgarieguards my dancing doo doo and mol wouldnt be a b by now! The protection goggles were amazing and $5000 for spectacles is a good bargain, I say I just saved a lot of money on this new amazing invention of leigh. Pop a smudgarieguard and bam your a cool kid now,

by Burrrlisthesickestcunt October 20, 2023

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nut smudge

That little tuft of fur on the edge of your bottom lip. It looks like someone rubbed their nuts on your face and left pubic hair in that spot.

Dude, what is with that guy's nut smudge? I dont know man, facial hair like that just looks bad.

by 8baller October 12, 2013

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ass smudge

When an offensively fat individual sits down on the toilet, misses the centre and leaves a gross shit stain on the back edge of the toilet seat.

Timmy: I swear if Simon leaves one more ass smudge on the toilet seat I'm going to flip.
Craig: Man he can't help it, he huge.

by mattpacer May 15, 2016

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Dutch Smudge

When someone tries to Dutch Oven someone and they accidentally push cotton and smear the bed with Dutch Smudge Fudge.

Dude 1: Dude, did you dick Deborah?
Dude 2: No dude, in fact I dug myself into some deep doodoo.
Dude 1: What Happened?
Dude 2: Dude, yesterday i totally tried to Dutch Oven Deborah, but I left a Dutch Smudge in her bed.

by duderegan March 24, 2022

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