The Slimy Guillotine

When a girl with her 4 front teeth are chipped diagonally, resembling the angle of a guillotine, is giving you head with ounces of lube being used and slices down cutting the tip of your penis.

"Bro, some cracked bitch gave me The Slimy Guillotine. Shit hurt."

by people_like April 29, 2022

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slimy starkus

when you're receiving oral simulation in your vehicle while co-workers smoke and watch you.

what did you do last night?

I got slimy starkused while his boss watched

by starfishtickler October 29, 2021

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slimy butter

A cringy 10 year old which should kill himself

Slimy Butter is such a cringy homo

by Slimy Butter June 26, 2017

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Slimy Sue

The anal queef that follows through. (Cockney Slang)

He fell down the apples and pears and did a Slimy Sue

by Slimy Meg February 24, 2025

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slimy winkjob

sex (coitus, fucking, intercourse); wink = sideways eye; slimy = wet & ready.

winkjob for short

Man, oh man, I had a good time with Harriet lay night -- first a handy then a slimy winkjob! Then she sucked me clean. I love that girl! So does her husband, sadly.

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada October 06, 2021

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