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Shannon Smasher

When you get so rough fucking a chick up the arse, you accidentally rip her a new hole internally.
Me and the missus got so wild last week, she was loving it, but i got carried away and did the old Shannon smasher . Shes now in the hospital getting fixed back up..
by Sweaty pants January 13, 2021
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Taco Smasher

1. The act of two women having intercourse without penetration

2. Two lesbians bumping uglies.

2. Two women rubbing their vaginas together.
Look at those two Taco Smashers
by KDcargirl October 29, 2009
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Smasher

A member of a group of similar people who are increasingly moronic as time passes and insist on smashing their food to increase the density and value of taste.

Also these people frequently feign getting "smashed" at parties by having a single sip of alcohol or a pill like Tylenol. They then critique each other on their level of "drunkness" as if it matters.

Furthermore these people feign intelligence in communal areas such as classrooms or cafes by using non-existent words in order to increase their peer respect.
Example 1:
Person 1: Wow! I just got a free rice crispy treat!
Smasher: What the hell? You know nothing! You have to smash the food to make it taste better!

Example 2:
Person 1: How was your party?
Smasher: Ok. I totally wasn't faking but like Tania was like totally faking. She drank one sip of vodka. I passed out, after I hooked up with Jacov. She didn't! GOT ME?!

Person 1: Wow, you are a retard. Slut.

Example 3: (in classroom)
Instructor: Can someone find an example of a motif in Beowulf?
Smasher: Well, relating it to Vietnam, the main motif of the sword represents, like, the oppression of the POWs by henceforth increasing the said value of capitalism.
Other Smasher: Genius!
Instructor: What. The. Fuck.
by smasherobserver May 15, 2010
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back splasher

An action caused by the effect of gravity taking hold on an enormous turd falling towards the bowl water of a toilet, which allows great forces of water to splash upward on the bum.
"Does this toilet has a bidet function or was that a huge back splasher!"
by William P. January 6, 2008
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Slosher

When a girl goes from bloke to bloke, shagging around and just being a slosher basically! Not the best looking girl but she can be ok in bed despite her slosherness!
Jade: "Craig, your such a Haravey!"
Craig:"Shut up jade you slosher!"
by New Biz Against Sloshers June 10, 2010
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slosher

One who fucks in the back of a car. Originates from the sloshing sound the gas in the tank makes as the car rocks back and forth.
Fitty Peso is a slosher because he fucked that one girl in the back of some kids car the other night.

Hey slosher whats up. You're a hoe.
by Dr. Voodoo October 10, 2006
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sasher

It's what i call my friend, a cool person named sasha or alex
"watup sasher"
by LL April 26, 2004
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